What a *****...

"Call in the next 20 minutes because we can't do this all day."

 

OMGFG this is for real????

I thought it was another joke video

 

sham wow

 

cant wait til that thing is available at target...

 

It's made in Germany...you know Germans make good stuff...

-Brian

 

Did he really say "you are going to love my nuts"?

 

I think he sure did.

 

Well then, I guess I love his nuts too.

 

I'm not sure what's worse, his squinty eye or that old *** mic blocking the right side of his face like he had in his last commercial too, wait maybe that's a good thing .

 

My god I can't stop watching it.

I love how making a "better tuna" means you are definitely going to have a more exciting life.

 

is it me...or did he age a good 10 years between Shamwow and Slapchop commercials?

Kyle's prediction: He made so much money with his Shamwow gig, he started smoking crack...6 months later he films for Slapchop looking 10 years older.

 

what do you mean "started" ??

look at this guy, hes only 32 Ive never seen anyone age like that outside of the Tenderloin!

If anything he just took it up a few more rocks a day...

 

I like the metal version:

 

lol so true. he looks like a dinosaur. look at the folds on his jugular ewwww. maybe he'll eat something with his lifetime supply of slap chops

does it cut wrists too?

 

That's what I said too haha