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Hey gang,
Please post all your funnies in the new Teh FunnAy forum.
Thanks a lot!
That will make me one very happy russian...
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Please post all your funnies in the new Teh FunnAy forum.
Thanks a lot!
That will make me one very happy russian...
:banana:
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there was this kingdom with a king and a princess
the king was sad because everything his daughter touched melted
so he went to a wizard and the wizard told him to find something hard and test to see if it melts when his daughter touched it
touches*
so the king announced that any man who brings his daughter something that cannot be melted will inherit all the king's riches
so three men stepped forth
the first man brought his shield
made of the hardest metal
ok so when the daughter touched it
it, unfortunately, melted
so the next guy comes up
with a diamond
the hardest rock
but when the daughter touched it, it, too, melted
how sad huh?
but the next guy came
and he said
put your hand in my pocket and hold on to something hard"
and so she did
and miraculously, it didn't melt!
so the king was happy
and the princess and prince lived happily ever after
....but the question is..
what was in his pocket?
M&Ms (sicko)!! melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
the king was sad because everything his daughter touched melted
so he went to a wizard and the wizard told him to find something hard and test to see if it melts when his daughter touched it
touches*
so the king announced that any man who brings his daughter something that cannot be melted will inherit all the king's riches
so three men stepped forth
the first man brought his shield
made of the hardest metal
ok so when the daughter touched it
it, unfortunately, melted
so the next guy comes up
with a diamond
the hardest rock
but when the daughter touched it, it, too, melted
how sad huh?
but the next guy came
and he said
put your hand in my pocket and hold on to something hard"
and so she did
and miraculously, it didn't melt!
so the king was happy
and the princess and prince lived happily ever after
....but the question is..
what was in his pocket?
M&Ms (sicko)!! melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
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old man is sitting in the park feeding the birds.
little boy out walking his dog sits down to rest and talk to the old man.
His dog starts doing what dogs do...licking his *****.
Old man looks over at the boy and says....geese I wish I could do that.
Young boy says.....well, you should probably pet him first.
little boy out walking his dog sits down to rest and talk to the old man.
His dog starts doing what dogs do...licking his *****.
Old man looks over at the boy and says....geese I wish I could do that.
Young boy says.....well, you should probably pet him first.