Well yesterday was a very fun day, after a long days work im heading home and plan to get ready to go to the BDG meet in san jose, well I notice a cop on the side of the road so I have clutch in gear so stealth like I love it. so I pass him up and i pull away about a 1/8 of a mile and I notice he gets on to street and is heading in my direction then I said to myself this should be very exciting, Now I am in my lane stopped on a red light and he is to the left of me on the turning to get onto Santa Clara street well I was a bit relieved to see he is about to turn adn the his light turns green there are no cars behind him and he doesnt budge so im like ok this is it there goes my car! Now my light turns green and I pull away as quiet as possible and there go his bright lights, when he approaches my vehicle I have one hand on my window sil with my Keys in that hand so he can be reassured that I will not try to run. Then he says in a loud an aggreessive voice "Do you know why I pulled you over" was he expecting me to say "yes officer is it cause im catless?" No I didnt say that I simply said NO. so he examins my car and says well your windshield is cracked and thats why I am going to give you a ticket, and this is where I notice his last name hes and Arab, and so am I maybee I should speak to him in arabic and he might feel bad and let me go, well that never happened but who cares its just a fixit, however he spoke to me about joining the "force" cause they are in need of people who speak arabic. bla bla bla I mentioned that the FBI offered me a job 4 times to translate on a T1 line and I refused, then he starts talking smack about the FBI saying they dont know as much as the po do we know about cars and drugs and we can tell if someone is underthe influence or not. (not to mention I had just finished smoking a "Ciggarett" and I did not use any visine so all the indications were available to this "know it all") I am still unclear on wether this come is simply an idiot or was being cool, he also invited me on going on a ride along in his car, whitch I think would be fun especially cause its free and I can encourage him to crack down on those ugly CRX's running str8 header. hehe. So we shake hands and I "in a smart as way" said thanx. (while lifting up the ticket in my hand) he gives me his business card and lets me drive away late to the BDG meet. all for a stupid F'ing Windshield crack. WTF!!

 

thats weak sauce dude! sorry to hear it, but atleast you didnt get sent to a Ref....THAT would have been bad....


on a lighter note, I was late to BDG too, but I dont have an excuse. <shrug> LOL

-Ted

 

punctuation is your friend! hehe... jk

good that he didnt jack you

:making mental note to learn arabic and the 50 other languages that will help me out:

 

yikes! i almost got caught up "under tha influence" the other day. we were smokin a vega in a parking lot and a highway patrol pulls over on the street about 20 feet away from us in plain sight. He just sat there so I turned on my car and drove away.. Almost forgot my lights tho hahaha.. He just sat there and didn't budge kinda cool cuz I woulda got in some **** if he searched my car.

 

gotboost... reference to term "weak sauce"!! rad, i always get crap for saying that!!! now i know there are others... the truth is out there

 

LOL - beat me to it - I was gonna say "run-on sentences are your enemy"

 

How do you say " your mother was a shamless ***** who had no mother" in arabic?

i sooo would have busted that **** out in a dialectic he didnt know (if i could have figured out how to say it and which dialect he didnt know)

 

imack wahdee sharmoota beydoon oum!

 

LMAO! yes, we are out there, you are not alone

-Ted

 

if that's all you got for being catless and stoned. i'd turn that frown upside down.

 

Wtg. That was really, really hard to read! Sorry to hear about whatever happened...I think?

 

well En3d deep down inside im really smiling, and for the rest of u guys with sore eyes lol Its really hard to even give a **** about grammer when im at work so i apologize from the bottom of my heart. SnoHumper we need to have ourselves a pow wow, sound good?

 

sorry to hear John, but at least u got out of it with just a windshield ticket and not for your custom exhaust


~Marshall

 

I appreciate the support guys. really brings tears to my eyes. lol

 

And learning how to say your mother is a crack-***** in arabic on i-club? priceless