Interesting story
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Interesting story
so this morning, i THOUGHT i was dreaming of who knows what, when I hear this annoying raspy squeaky noise. Sounded kinda like a duck. I peek out my window...and there's one of those Canadian Geese in some prone attack position...scaring the living **** out of my dog(poor dog doesn't know what the **** it is or how many health points or hit points it may carry) Anyways...the goose kept like jumping up like 3 feet off the ground, squacking like crazy..and all my dog was doing was running around his dog pen, barking. So i go down stairs to like see if i can do anything, and the ****ing goose tries to like eat me!!!, so I put on my airsoft mask, and then i grabbed the rear section of my borla exhaust(it was closest to me) and i poked the bird, and it let out this battle cry and waddled at me. Of course...Im like 10 times its size...but I still ran...I ran to the other side of my backyard...opened the gate...and just waited...the damn thing stopped by our pool...so I got my nerves up again and I ran and poked it..and it chased me...into my front yard, from there I ran back into the backyard, shut the gate, and now we're free of the Canadian Attack Goose. However, now the damn thing is just walking around out front of my neighbors' houses next door, squacking and ****. Im not calling animal control, I hope my neighbors have to fight a battle of their own with this bird.
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Re: Interesting story
Originally posted by tartay
...scaring the living **** out of my dog(poor dog doesn't know what the **** it is or how many health points or hit points it may carry)
...scaring the living **** out of my dog(poor dog doesn't know what the **** it is or how many health points or hit points it may carry)
Originally posted by tartay
so I put on my airsoft mask ... and then i grabbed the rear section of my borla exhaust(it was closest to me) and i poked the bird
so I put on my airsoft mask ... and then i grabbed the rear section of my borla exhaust(it was closest to me) and i poked the bird
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Yeah, I hate geese. Those geese at Lake Elizabeth/Fremont chase after me whenever I go there to feed the ducks. I usually just end up dropping the bread and running!!
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A few years back, I was walking near a pond with my girlfriend and we stopped to watch a lady feeding ducks and geese. Within a minute, the lady was completely surrounded by the birds who were now grabbing at the bread in her hands, and tearing at the plastic bread bag. It was a mob scene!
The lady got mad at the biggest goose that was the most aggressive one of the bunch so she leaned forward and shoved the bird stumbling back through the 'crowd'. He didn't try to bite her but looked a little confused for a few seconds before resuming his bullying ways. My girlfriend, who saw the whole thing, just says, "god!", while I'm just LMAO.
Geese are kinda like the WWF of the bird world.
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The lady got mad at the biggest goose that was the most aggressive one of the bunch so she leaned forward and shoved the bird stumbling back through the 'crowd'. He didn't try to bite her but looked a little confused for a few seconds before resuming his bullying ways. My girlfriend, who saw the whole thing, just says, "god!", while I'm just LMAO.
Geese are kinda like the WWF of the bird world.
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Re: Interesting story
Originally posted by tartay
scaring the living **** out of my dog(poor dog doesn't know what the **** it is or how many health points or hit points it may carry ]
scaring the living **** out of my dog(poor dog doesn't know what the **** it is or how many health points or hit points it may carry ]
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Originally posted by BAN SUVS
Haha! Teh funnay!
Okay, the part where I put the '...' is where you should have put 'and airsoft pellet gun' and made this story more entertaining for us and more satisfying for your dog.
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Haha! Teh funnay!
Okay, the part where I put the '...' is where you should have put 'and airsoft pellet gun' and made this story more entertaining for us and more satisfying for your dog.
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i think i have a goose phobia tho, because when i was two, my grandma and parents took me to this pond, and i went to give some bread to a goose, i thought it would be nice, and then the bastard bit my finger, i screamed like a little girl, started to run and the goose chased me...and he ended up biting my like ***/lower thigh area and i tripped and fell into the pond, and then i sat up(water was only like 6 inches deep where i was) crying my eyes out, and the goose kinda just walked away. my mom was freakin out, as well as my grandma and my dad was like trying really hard to hold back from laughing.
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dude, that's the funniest thing i've heard all week. LMAO!!!
anyone remember "hunting prairie dogs with .50 cal" ?\
or perhaps that gun bruce willis used in the jackal to blow up jack black? before he made out with men.
anyone remember "hunting prairie dogs with .50 cal" ?\
or perhaps that gun bruce willis used in the jackal to blow up jack black? before he made out with men.
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Originally posted by Steppin Razor
dude, that's the funniest thing i've heard all week. LMAO!!!
anyone remember "hunting prairie dogs with .50 cal" ?\
or perhaps that gun bruce willis used in the jackal to blow up jack black? before he made out with men.
dude, that's the funniest thing i've heard all week. LMAO!!!
anyone remember "hunting prairie dogs with .50 cal" ?\
or perhaps that gun bruce willis used in the jackal to blow up jack black? before he made out with men.