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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 04:54 PM
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Interesting craigslist pet ad

Lol i thought this was pretty interesting somethin i just ran across while i was browsing through the pets


http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/pet/1579900055.html

Young male seeks for live in girlfriend (M4F) (palo alto)
Date: 2010-01-31, 4:18PM PST
Reply to: comm-jczrz-1579900055@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am a young male in search of a female for a live in girlfriend. I have been lonely and need a companion, I own two humans that have been house trained and socialized, but it feels like I am still missing something. I let my humans sleep in my bed with me, so this has to be ok with you too. Ideally this would be a LIVE IN situation where you would move in to my place. I am looking for a lovely girl about the same size and age as I am. Maybe we can meet at first have a couple of dates to see how we get along, your humans can meet my humans. I have attached some pictures, if you wish to send me pictures you can but please keep them PG. I hate posting personal ads on craigslist and getting a bunch of x-rated pictures!

About me: 2 years old, 10" tall @ the shoulders, 14Lbs, Muscular build (for my size), blond, olive green eyes, sweet, caring, gentle, and love to cuddle. I enjoy long walks on the beach or in the park, always up for a little wrestling in the grass. Definitely enjoy a good dinner or two! Love to cuddle up under a warm blanket when it is cold, or hang out and sun bathe on warm, sunny days. Sometimes I can be a little dominant, but I don't mind switching dominant roles once in a while. I like to live by the motto "Great things come in small packages". Although I do enjoy a good romp once in a while, sorry ladies I'm fixed, saves on the baby momma drama, but don't worry I got the moves!

About you: 1 to 2 years old, sharing the same characteristics as me, sweet, gentle and love to cuddle. Weight and height is not an issue to me although ideally I would prefer you be about the same weight as I am. Like I said I like to romp, and wrestle in the grass so I don't want a tiny little thing that's gonna get hurt.

If you are interested please let me know.
No gold diggers please.
Also I am not trying to go to a new home, I am looking for a girlfriend to come live with me!

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Old Jan 31, 2010 | 05:03 PM
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lol why you posting that stuff on craigslist
Old Jan 31, 2010 | 05:04 PM
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Hey man just because you cant afford my stud services
Old Jan 31, 2010 | 05:21 PM
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 06:05 PM
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cute dog ad.
Old Jan 31, 2010 | 09:54 PM
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That took some thought.. Very creative.
Old Jan 31, 2010 | 10:05 PM
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haha, kinda cute. creepy without the pics though
Old Jan 31, 2010 | 10:21 PM
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yeah, it is creepy without pics.

i need to find a girlfriend for my puppy too
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