that is all

 

well thats the textbook look for Corvette owners

and...please tell me your weiner isnt inside of that cake waiting for someone to "open" it like all your other gift ideas haha

 

lol, or this.

 

are you 55 yet Jeremy? I can't wait to take advantage of your senior discounts at mcdonalds! boy do i love a 55 cent cup of coffee!

 

happy belated birthday!!!

 

Happy belated bday old man krinkov

 

Your not old yet ! Happy B-day.

 

Welcome to the club, ya old fart.

Happy Birffday, bruddah!

 

You're not old, you're spunky and exciting... Happy bday.

I, however, feel like I'm 79 years old due to this bug thats going around... : (

 

PS: The interweb is soooo dead right now...

 

That's why there's always this:

happy b-day btw

 

And here's one for ME! They never talk back or make you feel like isht! :banana:





Seriously though, you honestly look like you're 31 tops. (no idea how old you are), and 31 is NOT old.

 

PS: What the hell is it about asian chicks with natural busty b00bz0rs that make it so god damn attractive!? I'm not even into asian chicks AT ALL, but when you see one with a nice curvy body with HUGE natural jugs, I melt.

 

PPS: Tell those bizatches to get the f' off that CAR!!! ^^^^^

 

I have a hard time believing those are real. If they are then damnit, I feel the same as you Brucie!

And seriously....OFF THE CAR YOU HOOKERS!!!

-Brian