I'm throwing a party tonight
phew
good night for sure
****'s kicking at like 10:30 or so, but i left to go bar hopping while everyone was at my house, had about 8 shots there without paying for any of them cause i kept meeting people who would buy em for me
hahahah
i get back around 12 and there are about 75 people at my house, yipeee, btw, im having soggy hold the fort down (hahaha retarded choice on my part)
so there is this one kid who showed up a few hours ago. people are getting pissed at him cause he's pretty drunk and wont' stop asking anyone for beer and alcohol. and he's only 15, basically being belegerent. sooo... i take the idea to hvae him enter a chuggin contest with my buddy, they each get a beer, cept the beer i give him is a corona, well actually its 3/4 of my ****, some whiskey and some mickey's. hahah so he try's to go against my buddy, EVERYONE knows i pissed int he bottle cept him. he drinks that **** down like no tomorrow, then throws up all over my lawn. yea.. im a dick but the kid was being a *****, everyone complaining and i was sihtfaced and its still funny
an hour and a half of fun loving running around theh ouse and at 1:30 the cops show up
and kick everyone out. a lady cop and a big fat piggy cop. she woman was being a complete dyke to me.
"do this do that do you know your neighbors are here, you realize that you can lose your houes if someone drives home drunk and gets killed and their parents sue you. you realize its your parents responsibility not yours. where are your parents?"
"tahoe... they know im having this party"
"no they dont' you're a liar" blah blah blah, this convo is mostly made up b/c i do not remember the specific words, but i was gettin yelled at.
she had me sit down on the couch and she *****ed and moaned at me. im sure my neighbors hate me now, cept the ones behind me b/c they were over here, heheh
at one point they look at soggy, and are like "jesus man you are hammered" (and he was) but he is sittin in his wife beater, and his eye's just roll back into his head and she just shrugs, some funny $hit
i had to sign some **** and they (the cops) said i have to have my mom call them when she gets home... or they will be here monday morning.. im like the ****? so im not sure if i hvae to actually do that or not...
anyways, so cops finally leave after telling me im very lucky they are letting me off with a warning and they will not be back (hahha they said this last time they came to my house)
cops leave, me and soggy are **** faced at its 2 in the morning. im like "***** IT" and we clean my entire house. man it felt good to wake up this morning
good night for sure
****'s kicking at like 10:30 or so, but i left to go bar hopping while everyone was at my house, had about 8 shots there without paying for any of them cause i kept meeting people who would buy em for me
hahahah
i get back around 12 and there are about 75 people at my house, yipeee, btw, im having soggy hold the fort down (hahaha retarded choice on my part)
so there is this one kid who showed up a few hours ago. people are getting pissed at him cause he's pretty drunk and wont' stop asking anyone for beer and alcohol. and he's only 15, basically being belegerent. sooo... i take the idea to hvae him enter a chuggin contest with my buddy, they each get a beer, cept the beer i give him is a corona, well actually its 3/4 of my ****, some whiskey and some mickey's. hahah so he try's to go against my buddy, EVERYONE knows i pissed int he bottle cept him. he drinks that **** down like no tomorrow, then throws up all over my lawn. yea.. im a dick but the kid was being a *****, everyone complaining and i was sihtfaced and its still funny
an hour and a half of fun loving running around theh ouse and at 1:30 the cops show up
and kick everyone out. a lady cop and a big fat piggy cop. she woman was being a complete dyke to me.
"do this do that do you know your neighbors are here, you realize that you can lose your houes if someone drives home drunk and gets killed and their parents sue you. you realize its your parents responsibility not yours. where are your parents?"
"tahoe... they know im having this party"
"no they dont' you're a liar" blah blah blah, this convo is mostly made up b/c i do not remember the specific words, but i was gettin yelled at.
she had me sit down on the couch and she *****ed and moaned at me. im sure my neighbors hate me now, cept the ones behind me b/c they were over here, heheh
at one point they look at soggy, and are like "jesus man you are hammered" (and he was) but he is sittin in his wife beater, and his eye's just roll back into his head and she just shrugs, some funny $hit
i had to sign some **** and they (the cops) said i have to have my mom call them when she gets home... or they will be here monday morning.. im like the ****? so im not sure if i hvae to actually do that or not...
anyways, so cops finally leave after telling me im very lucky they are letting me off with a warning and they will not be back (hahha they said this last time they came to my house)
cops leave, me and soggy are **** faced at its 2 in the morning. im like "***** IT" and we clean my entire house. man it felt good to wake up this morning
sounded like fun dude
i've definetly had worse, so its hard to say
one party i had there was 150 people, i got 2 bands to play and a keg
my houes was super trashed after that one
so this wasn't as bad
i've gotten really good at keep party cleanin to a minimum. 2 gigantic trash cans in two spots in the house, double bagged with industrial trash bags. those fill up and i just pull it out and throw it away. im gettin rug shampooer, but i do that after every party.
me and soggy cleaned my house last night in a drunken stooper its pretty damn clean, im suprised with myself
one party i had there was 150 people, i got 2 bands to play and a keg
my houes was super trashed after that one
so this wasn't as bad
i've gotten really good at keep party cleanin to a minimum. 2 gigantic trash cans in two spots in the house, double bagged with industrial trash bags. those fill up and i just pull it out and throw it away. im gettin rug shampooer, but i do that after every party.
me and soggy cleaned my house last night in a drunken stooper
its pretty damn clean, im suprised with myself
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Equipment needed.
camera, digital camera, or polariod camera.
a box of condoms
and some mayonnaise.
First: be real nice and try to get this person to pass out by offering mucho drinks
Second: after they pass out, unwrap the condoms and put some mayonnaise in and on the condoms (just enough for the camera to pick up on)
Third: put the condoms on and around this persons face and body (be creative)
Fourth: Snap away!
and if you want to slap an 0wn3d! on the digital image later, great!
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camera, digital camera, or polariod camera.
a box of condoms
and some mayonnaise.
First: be real nice and try to get this person to pass out by offering mucho drinks
Second: after they pass out, unwrap the condoms and put some mayonnaise in and on the condoms (just enough for the camera to pick up on)
Third: put the condoms on and around this persons face and body (be creative)
Fourth: Snap away!
and if you want to slap an 0wn3d! on the digital image later, great!
embarrassment is a great way to motivate people
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