If You're on Facebook, I need your help!
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If You're on Facebook, I need your help!
Hey guys, I'm looking for a little facebook help. Basically, a friend has grown a neck beard that looks terrible. If we get 300 people to join the page, he will shave it off. We NEED him to shave it off lol. The Pedo-beard is not working and is scaring off the ladies.
If you guys could join up to support the cause and help out one of the Suby Family members I'd appreciate it!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=324929887023#!
- Kevin
If you guys could join up to support the cause and help out one of the Suby Family members I'd appreciate it!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=324929887023#!
- Kevin
Is "Neck Beard" scaring off the ladies for himself or for you and other people?
If it's scaring off ladies for him, then he'll eventually get rid or it or he'll find someone that likes him anyways (be it for the "Neck Beard" or despite it).
If he's scaring off girls for you guys then you have 2 other possible solutions.
1) Don't hang out with him around the ladies.
or
2) Walk up to the ladies that are being scared off and use his "Neck Beard" as an Opening with something like "It looks like evolution doesn't always make forward progress, don't you agree?" Then proceed with the conversation from there.
If it's scaring off ladies for him, then he'll eventually get rid or it or he'll find someone that likes him anyways (be it for the "Neck Beard" or despite it).
If he's scaring off girls for you guys then you have 2 other possible solutions.
1) Don't hang out with him around the ladies.
or
2) Walk up to the ladies that are being scared off and use his "Neck Beard" as an Opening with something like "It looks like evolution doesn't always make forward progress, don't you agree?" Then proceed with the conversation from there.
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I'm not really worried about the ladies for myself, I have a girlfriend. In all honesty, the neck beard is scaring everyone we hang out with and he said that if we get 300 people to join the page he will shave it off. It's gotten worse since that picture, that was a month ago, haha.
He's a chubby-chaser so when we go to parties we always bring him to keep them away lol.
He's a chubby-chaser so when we go to parties we always bring him to keep them away lol.
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Idk if I would call it a true "neckbear"... more just a nasty beard 
i would say a neckbeard is something more along the lines of
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i would say a neckbeard is something more along the lines of
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He grows thick hair from face all the way down his neck. Sort of like a gorilla. It's hard to see in that pic but it is becoming a neck beard, we want to nip it in the bud before it gets to be as bad as those pics.
I saw the cat pic with neckbeard and I'm posting it on the group lol.
I saw the cat pic with neckbeard and I'm posting it on the group lol.
