If you could lead an ultra secret life doing ANYTHING you could possibly imagine...

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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 05:15 PM
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If you could lead an ultra secret life doing ANYTHING you could possibly imagine...

Lets say one day some weird man comes to your door and asks you this question, he claims he has some special power that can grant you this wish. Once you make the wish you will gain ALL the knowledge and training to do what you choose instantly, and everything you wished for will come true.

Remember, you can choose ANYTHING!

For example, lets say you choose "Professional rally driver/champion for Subaru", as soon as you make the wish you will automatically have EVERYTHING set up for that wish. Everyone will know you as the said driver, you will gain all the skills instantly, all you have to do is make the wish.

What says you?




This will sound pretty predictable coming from me, but my wish would be:

I would wish to be the most elite assassin that the world has EVER seen, I would be doing contracts for the CIA and taking out the most high profile targets imaginable. It would be the closest thing to being Agent 47 that I could imagine since he pretty much works for the CIA. No innocents would ever be harmed, I would ONLY target the worlds most dangerous criminals and take them our however they needed to be taken out (according to my contract, if they wanted it silent, or if they wanted it public, it wouldn't matter).

I'd gain all the skills necessary to be such an elite assassin, skills anywhere from survival, driving, firearms, chemistry, physics, defense, but I would be well rounded enough to still lead my normal life as a cover from the CIA gig.

Remember, this is an alter life, so you would still be you and do everything you do now, but you would also do whatever you chose.


What says thee?
Old Dec 23, 2008 | 05:20 PM
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i would be the crocodile hunter but still alive because my death would be a cover up.
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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 05:25 PM
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fantasies of killing other people=bad.
Old Dec 23, 2008 | 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by slow04wrx
fantasies of killing other people=bad.
But they are bad people.



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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 05:32 PM
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lol i thought you already had a thread on this topic?

I would be a film critic so i could actually tell 1/2 the directors in Hollywood what theyre doing wrong...Directors would pay millions for me to sit next to them on the set lol.
Old Dec 23, 2008 | 06:24 PM
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sad part is, you would think it would be common sense stuff. yet directors seem to reproduce the same trash.
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I would be a professional worthless thread writer....
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something something Matrix.

Either that or a spook.
Old Dec 23, 2008 | 06:55 PM
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if i had an ultrasecret life doing anything and nobody would know, i would be the head guy at bangbros.com


edit: don't be stupid, don't go to bangbros.com if you're at work.
Old Dec 23, 2008 | 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by RussB
if i had an ultrasecret life doing anything and nobody would know, i would be the head guy at bangbros.com


edit: don't be stupid, don't go to bangbros.com if you're at work.
wait.. whaaaaaaa


DOH!!!
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Originally Posted by SR20steve
I would be a professional worthless thread writer....
ur almost there! being a professional worthless thread subscriber is a great start!
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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SR20steve
I would be a professional worthless thread writer....
Wait, who are you again?


It was either an assassin or your moms gynecologist... I have a roast beef sandwich fetish and your mom fills that fantasy for me quite nicely.






MMmmmm... The cheese makes it even better



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