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Old 05-28-2013, 09:49 AM
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In Soviet Russia.......
...car crashes YOU!

And is that Arsenii driving?!?! (some people will know who I am talking about ).
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...car crashes YOU!

And is that Arsenii driving?!?! (some people will know who I am talking about ).
As we already agreed hahahahahahha.
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Originally Posted by TheFozz
Thank You Captain Wiki?

Nice to know my lingual training was somewhat correct.
I was curious myself, I just finished Metro Last Light the other day, and there was alot of russian swearing, BLYAT! Idi nahui suka blyat!
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I was curious myself, I just finished Metro Last Light the other day, and there was alot of russian swearing, BLYAT! Idi nahui suka blyat!
Stop before you dig a hole too deep
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Stop before you dig a hole too deep
when the real russians poke their heads out, imma ask them to teach me to swear like a professional. dont pay my trap any mind.
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Brief guide to swearing in Russian (combine phrases as needed):

Hooy tebe v zhopu! ***** up your ***! (refusal to a person)
Hooy na ny! No ****ing way!
Hooy morzhovy Walrus dick (to a person)
Mandavoshka **** louse (to a woman)
Gandon Condom (could be used to a person)
Gandon shtopany Darned condom (to a person)
Perdoon stary Old Fart
Pizda staraya Old woman (old ****)
Pizdobol ****ing liar
Pizdoon ****ing liar
Govnosos **** Sucker
Hooyesos Dick sucker
Sosat' To suck
Govnodavy Ugly Big Shoes (lit. ****-smashers)
Pidorka Knitted hat (slang)
Gandonka Knitted hat (slang)
Moodozvon Wacko
Masturbator Masturbator
Pizdet' To bull****
Yebat' vashu mat' Damn it! (**** your mother)
Yebat'-Kopat' Damn it! (****ing-digging!)
Yebany v rot Holly ****! (**** the mouth!)
Zaebis' Holy ****! (could be bad or good)
Pizdets ****ed up situation
Po hooy Don't ****ing care
Do pizdy Don't ****ing care
Yelda Huge dick
Zalupa ********
Tselka Virgin
Kozel Passive gay (jail slang, goat")
Petookh Passive gay (jail slang, "rooster")
Petookh (or Kozel) opooscheny A raped male prison ***** (jail slang)
Minet Blow job
Naveshat' pizdyley To beat **** out someone
Dat' pizdy To beat **** out someone
Pizdy vlomit' To beat **** out someone
Srat' tebe v rot To **** in your mouth
Past' zabej, padla jebanaja Shut the **** up, you ***in' *****
Zasranec *******
Promudobliadskaja pizdoprojebina ****ing *****
Nu vse, tebe pizda That's it, you're ****in' dead
Poshyel k chyertu Go to hell
Potselui mou zhopy Kiss my ***
Zhri govno i zdohni! Eat **** and die!
Yob tvoyu mat **** your mother
Durak neshtiasnyI You unlucky idiot
Balvan Thick headed fool
Dubiina Idiot (lit. A piece of wood)
Viyebnutsa Show-off
Peesa Polite *****
Govno ****
Khui ****
Pizda ****
Zhopa *******
Sraka An ***
Mudak An *******
Ti liubeesh papeenu pees'ku sassat' You love to suck your dad's dick
Passossee mayee yaitsa Suck my *****
Ti Durak You're a moron
Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka Shut your ****ing mouth, *****
Zacroy rot Shut up
Pacheemu ti takoy galuboy Why are you so gay?
Ti deegeneeraat You're a degenerate
Bliad' *****
Govniuk ****head
Pidaras *******, ********
Poshol nahuj **** off, **** you
Pashol na khui **** off, **** you
Eto mnye do huya I don't give a ****
Na huy...? Why the ****...?
A huy li? Why the **** not?
Huy tebye v glaz! A dick in your eye
Yobanaya suka! ****ing *****
Otyebis ot menya! Get the **** away from me
Yobni yivo Beat him!
Yob materi vashi! I ****ed all of your mothers
Loh Loser
Pidar ***got
Pasasee mayu peesku Suck my dick
Tvoy papa galuboy Your dad is gay
Ti galuboy You are gay
Ootebya nyetu peeski You have no dick
Nee da dyeloni ****ed up (lit. undone)
Ya hachu tebya traykhate I want to **** you
Ya hachu traykhate tvayu mamu I want to **** your mom
Zasranees ****head
Kooshay govno sooka Eat ****, *****
Ootebya nyet yayeesav You have no *****
Cuchka derganaya Crazy *****
Poydi k chertu Go to hell
Poydi v jopu Go up an ***
Fsyoe zaeebahnuh All ****ed-up
Gndon Condom
Prezirvativ Condom
Thomarai gand mai lund hai? Is a dick stuck up your ***?
Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu Go **** your mom
Suka / sooka *****
Jebat moi lisiy cherep **** my bald skull
Chlen tebie v rot Take a dick in your mouth
Otyebis **** off
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu I'll rip your *** and poke out your eyes
Otsosi Suck my dick
Otlez' gnida **** off, you flea-child
Zhopoliz *** licker
Srachishche Huge ***
Zhirniy pidaras Fat ***got
Zhopoyeb *** ****er
Perestan dedushkin huy sasat Stop sucking grandpa's dick
Idi nahuey **** off
Yobaniy peedir ****ing ***got
Zayibiz Stuff your mouth
Yielda(k) Dick
Manda *****
Ya tibyi dam po yibalu I fill hit you in your face
Za cyun v shopu Stick it in your ***
Tvaya mat sasala mney Your mom sucked me off
Tvoy bradt peeder Your brother is a ***got
Ahueyet What the ****!?
Vrot In your mouth
Ti sleepoy, asleyp Impotent
Ya tvoy rot naoborot I ****ed your mouth
Otsosi, potom prosi Blow my ****. then make a wish
Idi v jopu Go up an ***
Jri govno i zdohni Eat **** and die
Sukka ****
Blad *****
Bliatz *****
Opezdol Idiot
Ebanashka Crazy person
Eblan A stupid guy
Dolboyob A stupid guy
Raspizdyai A stupid guy
Mudlan A stupid guy
Huyesos **** sucker
Ja Pycckij pidaras You are a loser
Alkash You drunk!
Babnik A womanizer
Blin ****!
Vali otsyuda **** off!
Goluboj Gay guy
Devushka po vyzovu A prostitute
Zi detka Hey baby
Dostal/zakolebal You have pissed me off
Dura Fool (female)
Durak Fool (male)
Zadnitza An ***; jerk
Zanuda Boring person
Zatknis Shut up
Ischenzni Get lost
Kakaya zanuda What a bore
Kakogo chyorta What the hell
Kachok Jock strap
Kolot'sya/shiryat'sya Taking injected drugs
Konchaj bazar Stop talking
Loh Sucker
Macho A player
Mne nasrat', chto ty dumaesh' I don't care what you think
Mne do lampochki I don't care
Mne vse ravno I don't care
Mymra Mean woman
Navesele Buzzed
Na ushah Buzzed
Ne beri v goluvu Chill out
Ogrysat'sya Rude remark
Ostyn' Chill out
Otvali **** off
Pedik Gay guy
Perdet' Fart
Pit' zapoem A chronic drunk
Pojlo Liquor
Poshyol ty' **** you
Pridurok Nitwit
P'yan v stel-ku Really drunk
Svoloch' Bastard
Sidet' na igle Druggy (injects needles)
Suka *****
Travka Weed
Trajat'sya To have sex
Tyuryaga Jail
Halyavshchik Deadbeat; lazy person
Hren ****, dick
Chyort voz'mi! Damn it!, Oh ****!
Chyort poberi! Damn it!, Oh ****!
Chyort! Damn!, Hell!
Chush' sobach'ya Bull ****!
Yajtza *****, *********
Zloebuchii hui Hard ****ing dick
Ebanii rot ****ed mouth
Pidar ***got
Idi v zhopu Go to hell
Loh Loser
Ia tebya imeyu I'm having you (you're my *****)
Perhot' podzalupnaya Pee hole dandruff
Minyet To give a blow job
Pizda lisaya Bold *****
Chlen marinovanii A marinated dick
Uyoben' Pizdogalovii A ****ed up ***** head
Raspizdyay Kolhoznii A stupid Redneck
Kon' Pedal'nii Idiot (lit: horse with pedals)
Bariga Drug-dealer
Suka anusnaya Anus *****
Idi nyuhai plavki Go smell underwear
Pizda ti jopoglazaya You are a vagina with eyes on your ***
Rodilsya cherez jopu You were born through the ***
Pizda s ushami A vagina with ears
Zalupoglazaya mondavushka **** with pee hole-eyes
Anus perepuganii A scared anus
Otebis' **** off
Khrenoten' ****ed up thing (usually situation)
Indanahway suka bluut **** off ***** **** (highly offensive)
Shliuha ****
Shliushka Little ****
Zatknis' na hui Shut the **** up
Mne pohui I don't give a ****
Chort tzdbya beeree! The devil with you!
Niegadzai Good for nothing
Svolotch Swine
Sooksin Son of a *****
Pizda *****
Yebat' - kopat' **** (lit. **** and dig)
Jopa *******, bad situation
Perestan' bit dabayobom Stop being a dip****
Ya sru na tvayu mat' I **** on your mother
Na kaleni, suka On your knees, *****
Pidar beshenyi Mad ***got
Pizda na palochke **** on a stick
Suka sranaya ****ing ***** (lit. ****ty *****)
Yobanyi karas' ****ing moron (lit. ****ed crucian)
Yeban'ko maloletnee Adolescent jerk
Yeblan ****er
Zjelob ********
Ment (plural: menti) Police agent, militia agent (slang)
Zona Prison
Na zone In prison
Nedonosok Child born too early, moron
Ti menia dostal I've had enough of you
Ya tebia dostal I've had enough of you
Shluha vokzal'naja Train station *****
Potaskushka ****
Wed'ma Witch
Past' zakroi Shut it
Tvar' Creature
Vrezat tebe Hit you
Gad *******
Gaduka Snake, serpent
Vrubatsa Understand? (slang)
Huyniu nesti Talking crap
Savok ******* (old slang)
Poshlaja svenja Chauvinistic pig
Dovodit Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt
Unbju! I'll kill you
Prishju! I'll kill you! (slang, old)
Paritsa (ne par'sia) Getting upset (calm down)
Starik Old man
Bomzj Homeless
Durak 1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game
Botanik Nerd
Burda Messed up
Na panele A ***** (lit. on the board)
Krisha poehala Has gone insane
Nochnaja babochka Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
Kak muhi na govno Like flies to ****
Vlip You're in deep **** (literally: stuck)
Popal You're in deep trouble (literally: you hit)
Promazal You missed
Svinets Lead (bullets)
Pulia Bullet
Pushka Gun (literally: cannon)
Kalash Kalashnikov
Gaishnik Policemen who checks cars
GAI Road police
Oblom ****ed-up (lit. broken)
Ne pudri mne mozgi Don't try to confuse me
Okachenel I'm so cold I'm stiff
Vstat Rise (also for stiff dick)
Hohol Insult for Ukrainian
Patsan Boy, lad
Kosiak Joint, drug-filled cigarette
Kosiachok Joint, drug-filled cigarette
Lobizatsa A suck-up
Razvaluha Car that's falling apart as it goes
Derevianni rubli Useless money (lit. wooden rubles)
Baba Jaga Witch
Zmei Gorinich Dragon, snake, negative meaning
Koshei Bessmertni Either very ugly or very skinny male
Vziatka Bribe money
Vziatochnik Someone who takes bribes
Baba Fat, ugly, mannerless woman
Rabochie Working class
Udavis Suffocate in it!
Podonok A person that's the lowest of the lowest
Tovo, on/ona tovo He's there, as in, he's insane (or she)
Goli Naked
Obnazjonni Nude
Rvani Ripped
Podrani Beaten, ripped
Zadrani 1. Ripped/beaten to pieces, 2. Lifted
Zjulik Cheater, criminal who rips people off
Zviaknut Give a call by telephone
Roga pristavit Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend
Jaitsa razbit Kick your *****
Raskvasit Beat to a bloody pulp
Maloletka Little **** (lit. underage girl)
Molokosos Underage boy (lit. milk sucker)
Yebani v rot ****! (lit. ****ed in the mouth)
Yebanat **** head
Yebanat vonuchii Stinky **** head
Ne hnich Don't cry (rude)
U tya pizda, vedro so svistom provalivaetsja Your *****, a bucket falls in with a whistle.
Huyeplet Lying ***got (lit. **** twiner)
Mordoboy Big fight (lit. face smasher)
Sooka sin Pizdogreez Son of a *****
Pizdeet kak Trotsky Bull****s like Trotsky
Rakom Doggy-style
PAltsem delanniy Moron (lit. conceived with a finger)
Ebis' konyom Get a horse to **** you
Tryahomoodiya Petty trifles (lit. stuff shaken off the *****)
EbAt'sya-koovyrkAt'sya ****! (lit. **** and tumble)
Peezdit' Steal
Speezdil Stole
Pizdets Deep ****
Polniy pizdets Game over, we are dead
Nam khana We are as good as dead
Pizdyook Bloke (lit. **** man)
Mozgoyob Nuisance of a man (lit. brain ****er)
Moodeela Jerk
Yobany stos ****! or ****!
Ooyobische ****ed-up bastard
Veeblyadok *****'s son
Kon' v pal'to ******** (lit. horse in an overcoat)
Scheklat' ebalom To be careless
Hooy tebe v zhOpu zamesto ukropu! No ****ing way!
Vsyo govno, krome mochee But for some ****, the world is full of ****
Moorzilka Cheapest train-station *****
Mudak Arrogant idiot
Mudilo, mudlo Same as mudak, but stronger
Doore Drugs (lit. idiocy).
Kolesa Pills (usually narcotic) Lit. "wheels".
Prokatitsia na kolesah To get on wheels (do drugs)
Zakinutsia To take some narcotic pills.
Obkooreetsia To get stoned from smoking weed.
Svinya Pig
Skatina Idiotic animal
Deirymo ****
Peesoon vanochiy Stinking dick
Ya tvoyu mamu yebal pakimis tye smotrel i plakal kak malinkaya suka I ****ed your mom while you watched and cried like a little *****
U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? Are your hands growing from your ***? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right)
Rogatii kozyol A loser whose wife cheats on him (lit: goat with horns)
Golovorez Someone who slits throats (sometimes applied to Chechen terrorists)
Sestra What Chechen terrorists call their female members (lit. sister)
Brat What Chechen terrorists call their male members (lit. bother)
Shestiorka In prison, the person who is everyone's ***** and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck.
Nu ti dajosh! Exclamation of amazement at someone's courage or actions (can be positive and negative).
Idi obsosi tayevo papu, kak ti delayesh den, ti shluha yebanaya Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you ****ing *****.
Naguliala A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is.
Peshka Someone who's not worth a thing (lit. 'pion' - the most unimportant figure in chess)
Krisha A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal (lit. roof)
Tya mama huyem v rot ebala. Your mother ****ed you in the mouth with a dick.
Veshat lapshu na ushi To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (lit. hang spaghetti on his ears)
Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh Your face looks like a monkey's ***
Shob tebe deti v sup srali I wish that your children will **** in your soup
Perestan' mne jabat' mozgi svojimi voprosami Stop ****ing my brain with your questions
U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka...pat centimetra? You have a very small dick, how much...five centimeters?
Pl'uvat' na t'eb'a **** you (lit. spit on you)
Techka Female period (lit. leak)
U tebya s zhopu techka You bleed through your ***
Hanurik or alkash Drunkard who would do anything to get a drink
Temno kak u negra v zhope It's as dark as the inside of a Negro's ***
Ty troop! You are dead!
Ne ssi v kompot, tam povor nogi moet Don't chicken out. (Lit: Don't **** in the bowl of punch, the cook is washing his legs in it).
Kon govno! Horse ****!
Eede vhad e sgadie kak malinkey suka Go to hell and burn like a little *****
Golosuy ne golosuy vsyo ravno poluchish' hooy Vote or not, you've been had
Mne vsyo ostopeezdelo I'm sick of it all (lit. I feel like I ****ed 100 ****s)
Bez meela v zhopu vlezet Smooth character (lit. he'll get up your *** without soap)
Sobakayob Dog ****er
Koshkayob Cat ****er
Yebanat Mother****er
Zaebat' To **** someone until exhausted
Pizdets A really bad situation without any solution
Sic Sukam Sim Son of a *****
Smekh smekhom, a pizda kverkhu mekhom. It's not ****ing funny at all! (Lit. You may laugh until you cry, but your ***** is topped with fur)
Cho ti zdiess narisovalsia? Why did you come here? (lit. why did you draw yourself here?)
Dura Dumb ***** (female)
Durak Dumb ******* (male)
Blyadina **** (very offensive)
Sabaka Dog
Mudak Sick dumb ******* (male)
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Originally Posted by Heedz
Stop before you dig a hole too deep
No no, let him keep digging. Less work for us!

Originally Posted by w0ng3r
when the real russians poke their heads out, imma ask them to teach me to swear like a professional. dont pay my trap any mind.
To swear like a Professional Russian, you need to learn the whole language. We can get very creative
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That was the most filtered post ever lol
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Originally Posted by w0ng3r

when the real russians poke their heads out, imma ask them to teach me to swear like a professional. Dont pay my trap any mind.
お前何言うとるねん!
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Originally Posted by awdorgtfo
That was the most filtered post ever lol
+1. maybe russians find themselves in more vehicle accidents due to their vast list of swearing????? hmm..... LOL. but that IS a long *** list!
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Originally Posted by awdorgtfo
That was the most filtered post ever lol
They say Eskimos have a lot of descriptive words/phrases for snow.
Well, Russians are the same with descriptive words for **** **** ***** **** etc.

My favorite of the day? Moorzilka - cheapest train-station *****, for those times when calling someone a regular priced train station ***** just doesn't cut it.
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lmao silly russians
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Why in the world would you tell people how to swear in Russian. Say it to the wrong person and those might be your last words. Just saying....
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Is it weird when I see the title of this thread this plays in my head?
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Originally Posted by i<3dirt
Why in the world would you tell people how to swear in Russian. Say it to the wrong person and those will be your last words. Just saying....
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