I was at work last night (pot related)

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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 09:46 AM
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I was at work last night (pot related)

Lately I've been moonlighting as a night janitor for a research lab. I'm trying to save up some dough for some WRX mods (really want a new turbo and other goodies). So anyway, I'm mopping up the floor and this scientist comes by and gives me a small form. He asks me to take the form (which looks like a prescription) down a few floors and pick up the items listed on the form.

Annoyed, but not wanting to lose my job, I do as he asks. I get down there, hand the form to the really pretty asian girl behind the counter, and she gets me the what the form is asking for.

GET THIS. It's like a pound of weed!

So I'm thinking this is probably GRADE A stuff - I could make a ton of money if I could just find a way to get some more of it and sell it on the street. I could use the money to buy the parts for my car, or maybe even bail a friend out of jail or something.

Do you guys think I should do it? I wouldn't have to sell much at all to get what I need, and then I could just quit! All I'd have to do is snag some of the forms out of the scientists drawer and fake his signature! I had no idea they did medicinal marijuana testing at this lab. How cool!!!!
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 09:47 AM
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 09:48 AM
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this is more of a trivia fun thing. you're just mad cuz it tricked you.
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 09:52 AM
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get it. than hit me up i'll help you get rid of it
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 09:52 AM
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Originally posted by GasPipe DreameR
get it. than hit me up i'll help you get rid of it

awesome! thanks, man!
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:03 AM
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:04 AM
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Either someone is having a party or I forgot to do my shirt laundry.
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:09 AM
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Well fine then! you clean it up!
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:10 AM
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:11 AM
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If I decide to sell, I was thinking I could create my own front name like "Mr. Nice Guy" or something...
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:14 AM
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"mr. nice guy party accessories"

"well did you get my message?"

"who is this?"

"Sampson smarty pants!"
Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:24 AM
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geez. matt's next post is going to go something like this:

"I was at work today and trying to duck out early to go fishing with my neighbor Lawrence when my boss asked me to work over the weekend. I also think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 10:26 AM
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Originally posted by RussB
geez. matt's next post is going to go something like this:

"I was at work today and trying to duck out early to go fishing with my neighbor Lawrence when my boss asked me to work over the weekend. I also think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
I get that feeling too.



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