I was at work last night (pot related)
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I was at work last night (pot related)
Lately I've been moonlighting as a night janitor for a research lab. I'm trying to save up some dough for some WRX mods (really want a new turbo and other goodies). So anyway, I'm mopping up the floor and this scientist comes by and gives me a small form. He asks me to take the form (which looks like a prescription) down a few floors and pick up the items listed on the form.
Annoyed, but not wanting to lose my job, I do as he asks. I get down there, hand the form to the really pretty asian girl behind the counter, and she gets me the what the form is asking for.
GET THIS. It's like a pound of weed!
So I'm thinking this is probably GRADE A stuff - I could make a ton of money if I could just find a way to get some more of it and sell it on the street. I could use the money to buy the parts for my car, or maybe even bail a friend out of jail or something.
Do you guys think I should do it? I wouldn't have to sell much at all to get what I need, and then I could just quit! All I'd have to do is snag some of the forms out of the scientists drawer and fake his signature! I had no idea they did medicinal marijuana testing at this lab. How cool!!!!
Annoyed, but not wanting to lose my job, I do as he asks. I get down there, hand the form to the really pretty asian girl behind the counter, and she gets me the what the form is asking for.
GET THIS. It's like a pound of weed!
So I'm thinking this is probably GRADE A stuff - I could make a ton of money if I could just find a way to get some more of it and sell it on the street. I could use the money to buy the parts for my car, or maybe even bail a friend out of jail or something.
Do you guys think I should do it? I wouldn't have to sell much at all to get what I need, and then I could just quit! All I'd have to do is snag some of the forms out of the scientists drawer and fake his signature! I had no idea they did medicinal marijuana testing at this lab. How cool!!!!
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Originally posted by mexicanpizza
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this is more of a trivia fun thing. you're just mad cuz it tricked you.
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geez. matt's next post is going to go something like this:
"I was at work today and trying to duck out early to go fishing with my neighbor Lawrence when my boss asked me to work over the weekend. I also think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
"I was at work today and trying to duck out early to go fishing with my neighbor Lawrence when my boss asked me to work over the weekend. I also think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
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Originally posted by RussB
geez. matt's next post is going to go something like this:
"I was at work today and trying to duck out early to go fishing with my neighbor Lawrence when my boss asked me to work over the weekend. I also think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
geez. matt's next post is going to go something like this:
"I was at work today and trying to duck out early to go fishing with my neighbor Lawrence when my boss asked me to work over the weekend. I also think my girlfriend is cheating on me."


