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All I know is this. If you are pulled over in Texas, the cop asks if you have any open containers or firearms. If you say no, he (yes he) gives you 2 beers and a gun, tells you to shotgun the beers, and then makes you to throw the cans in the air and shoot them. If you don't hit a can you are arrested for drunk driving It is also possibly that you will be ejected from the state for being a terrorist.
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All I know is this. If you are pulled over in Texas, the cop asks if you have any open containers or firearms. If you say no, he (yes he) gives you 2 beers and a gun, tells you to shotgun the beers, and then makes you to throw the cans in the air and shoot them. If you don't hit a can you are arrested for drunk driving It is also possibly that you will be ejected from the state for being a terrorist.
Although, seriously speaking, Texas really didn't have open container laws into the '90s.