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Old 04-30-2013, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by rau
I hope the box she comes in has air holes. Im not tagging a dead one.
Sounds good, so can we then carry this motion as it has been thirded by a long-time member in good standing?

Provided of course after he saw the cutie above his member is also in good standing?




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Old 04-30-2013, 08:53 PM
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Know what? Nevermind that, I'm a nice kind of guy.

































New or Old Member,





























POLES FOR EVERYONE!!





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Old 04-30-2013, 09:04 PM
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Been told of a story of a crew running a call there not knowing what this place was for a dislocated ankle.

They said they were pretty distracted.
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05/06 was around 112* but I dont think 07 got that high.


Theyre about as efficient as that guy that almost killed his friends driving off the cliff......
Then it was definitely 06 was the crappiest year for me. That fire caused me to miss 07.
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Originally Posted by TheFozz
Quoted for posterity, read along, I'm going somewhere with this.



I second that, we definitely need more poles in here. if you hit 10 years you get to have a pole.



Preferably along with drinks. Anyone who can last 10 years in here deserves at least that much.
Lol! Poles for everyone!!! But you have to pay for the dancer.
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Old 04-30-2013, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by pho_shizzle
Lol! Poles for everyone!!! But you have to pay for the dancer.


Not so.


















To start out with she comes free with a service contract.

















But wait...























..deerrrrzzzz mmmoooowwwwwrrrreee!





















If you order now we'll provide you with endless hours of enjoyment with..



















.."Party in a Box!"*.











Wait, "What's that you just said?"?














That's right kids, "Party in a Box!"*. 1 free package with every pole shipped!!

*YMMV. Offer Good While Supplies Last. Not responsible for injuries sustained during activities, but definitely down to see the pictures. Offer only good in the continuous continental United States. Irresponsible use of supplied pole and Party In A Box may result in the neighbors calling local Law Enforcement. Do not abuse the pole, or Party In A Box. Attempting to use "Party In A Box in either Thailand or Las Vegas may result in a serious hangover and pictures you wish nobody had taken. Do not combine pole and Party In A Box with alcohol and/or drugs. Check your local agencies and/or state laws for additional details.*

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I like this proposal.
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97% of you mother****ers will slip out that condom.
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97% of you mother****ers will slip out that condom.
Sweet! I'm a 3%'r, ask the wife!
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97% of you mother****ers will slip out that condom.
....... actually they are not that much bigger. There is a better brand for bigger guys.
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One of these OGs will also hand out the "stupidest f*ing thread award of the year" award at BAM. I am sure I can find a nice burned piston or similar that can serve as the trophy. I think this year is going to be tough.
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[QUOTE=cjbigcog;3391862]
Originally Posted by sigma pi
GTFO n00bs, old timers trying to figure out how to make themselves more important.

I hate old timers
Originally Posted by TheFozz
Sweet! I'm a 3%'r, ask the wife!
So you're saying that 1% is 3% instead?

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Originally Posted by 04GG
One of these OGs will also hand out the "stupidest f*ing thread award of the year" award at BAM. I am sure I can find a nice burned piston or similar that can serve as the trophy. I think this year is going to be tough.
any post by Stupid Chicken is in contention.

I mean just look at this crap
https://www.i-club.com/forums/bay-ar...-250780/page4/
Jokes not funny, that doesnt stop him. Rau lets him know its dumb, doesnt stop him.
He ruined a good drama thread.

For this reason I say we delete teh offending thread that wins.
For this reason I nominate:
https://www.i-club.com/forums/random...cken03-191784/
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Originally Posted by TheFozz
Sweet! I'm a 3%'r, ask the wife!
I did, she said yo
Originally Posted by sigma pi
....... actually they are not that much bigger. There is a better brand for bigger guys.
I'm going to be a dad in a few months. Dont need them.
Originally Posted by sigma pi
any post by Stupid Chicken is in contention.

I mean just look at this crap
https://www.i-club.com/forums/bay-ar...-250780/page4/
Jokes not funny, that doesnt stop him. Rau lets him know its dumb, doesnt stop him.
He ruined a good drama thread.

For this reason I say we delete teh offending thread that wins.
For this reason I nominate:
https://www.i-club.com/forums/random...cken03-191784/
I tried...... I guess we dont have a warranty.... Also, ban those who post autoplay videos. **** is so annoying
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