So I am in NM now and there is no respect between Subaru owners at all here. Everyone is just trying to out do everyone here. It is freakin stupid!!!!

So here is my story. Ill make it short. This really pissed me off and I wanted to slap the tast out of this chicks mouth.

On saturday night I go to a party for my good friends 21st birthday. When I arrive I see an Silver 05 WRX parked outside. I get excited because there aren't alot of WRXs in the city I live. It was pretty nice. Blacks wheels, exhaust. Nothing special though. I go inside and we all start to hang out. I ask my friend who owns the WRX outside and this fat chick turns and says "Its mine". I was told her I thought it was a nice car and told her I had an 04. She just turned away and didn't say anything. I didn't think much of it.
Later on that night I go into my buddies room and he is showing them his bands new CD. One of them was actually really cute and not fat and he was trying to get with her. You have to put up with the ugly friends sometime. Well...the owner of the WRX is in there and she turns to me and asks me what I have done to mine 04. I say just Cobb Access Port running Stage 1. She looks dumb founded. She says it that it. I replied, "well wheels and gauges". She immediatly starts doing a male ************ motion and start making the squishing sound.

WTF is wrong with this girl. Anyways I ask her what she has done to hers. She gets this snotty attitude and says up pipe, down pipe, STI exhaust, BOV and STI Intercooler. I didn't want to cause any trouble for my friend and definetly didn't want to ruin his game so I just said cool and walked away.

What a *****!!!! After that I walk outside to take a closer look at her car and has dealer plates on it. SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANY OF THE WORK HERSELF!!!!! and she doesn't have Engine Management.

I wish there were real Subaru owners where I live,
Leon

 

I think the problem here lies with fat *****es, not Suby owners in NM. LoL

 

that sucks man.

sounds like shes a troll, and researches everything so she can sound cool.

race her, but find a deserted road, she'll probly crash into something in a sloppy attempt to win

 

There is alot of dirt roads out here because we are in the middle of the desert. My friend and I have this awesome run. I wanted to challenge her but I don't want to be one of those people. PLus wouldn't want here to wreck her car even if she is a *****. Subarus don't deserve that kinda treatment.

 

Dont trip man. A b!tch is a b!tch ya know. Keep searchin im sure there are some cool subie owners out there. BTW I just went out there a few months back for a business trip and it had just dumped all that snow. Its beautiful out there, im sure your run you are talking about is sick.

shake the haters man.

Laterz

 

Hey Leon, you're missed in the bay area too.

Tell her to kill herself and to come see me if she wants to see some mod list. Fokk that ho.

 

shoulda told her she needed to do some massive weight reduction

 

Nice insult.

 

yes... but would/did you do her...

 

OMG that was funny. Good one.

 

Thanks man. I miss the Subabrew crew also. Alot acually!!!!

 

so if shes all snotty to you again...or if you know she will cross paths with you in the future at parties and stuff, id put my foot down and race her.

lay it out on the table, have a dirt run ready, mountain, and when she's like "no drag race?" since it will be an easy escape route, say "no, i use my steering wheel to race, not my wallet"

yeah...i would cry if she totalled a subaru...but trust me, her subaru has already been damaged mentally... that subaru is taking one for the team and will be remebered tear

lol PICKS!

 

Good idea and I probally will. But HongKongBeef brought up a good point: WEIGHT and she is a chick (most chicks don't know how to race, don't take offense if you do). I don't think she is quite at stage 2 because he has no engine management plus she just has an STI exhaust, so I could probally hang with her if not beat her based that, LOL. I mean she was fat.

 

I'd definetly drop the weight reduction crack.

 

cut her brake lines.