but today Spring started... because my car got dominated with some bird ****. Dude.... it was a wet green one with a fat log in the middle of it... no joke, the spot was the size of 2 dollar bills and the log was the size of 4 half dollar coins stacked on top of each other.

 

LOL. <3 those

 

birds been pooping on my car for weeks now. The other day they had to of had berries cus well it was purple poo everywhere :/

 

you sure you dont got an ostrich on the loose where your at lol, sounds like a pretty hefty size birf doodoo

 

gotta watch where you park man! I made the mistake of parking under a tree couple of times...

 

yeah, some birds did work on my back window and trunk...

 

damn birds...i have one mark on my roof that never came off

 

haha, thats the thing... i was parked in a open parking lot with no trees.... just a "lucky" random bombing for the bird i guess

 

we all need something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPvwgcJVRx8

 

So uh....group buy on an anti bird gun turret?

 

hehe.... yeah.... and the sunroof that chops off cat head

 

dominated...I lol'd

 

at least bird crap washes off, i have S*** loads of pine sap and purple redwood stain on my white car.

but birdcrap is more embarrassing for some reason, since its always funny when you see it on someone else's car.

 

hahahahha that birdd got owned

 

birds love white cars =)