I have no clue.(All Things Japan Thread!)
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okay Im trying desprately to find a video clip of what I saw the other night on TV here, I am not BSing you one bit.
Mens Syncronized Swimming Competion.
this was 100% real and taken completely seriously. Let me paint a picture for you, various mens teams from different schools all over japan train all year to compete in this telivised event, the whole thing happens at night and is staged like some americal idol, they blare music and have disco lights going all over the place, halfway through the water portion the team will get out of the pool and do a dance routine, still in their little speedos, in front of the huge crowd of spectators. The routines are so elaborate words fail me, my favorite part was when one team hopped out of the pool and started to do The Robot to the Star Wars theme, oh my god it was so good it had to fatening, the only way I could have enjoyed it more is if I was stoned
I'll keep searching for a good vid of the competion, but in the meantime look up Yahoo Video Search for "Waterboys" apparently there was a Japanese movie made last year based on the teams, theres trailers you can download there, but they really dont do the acctuall competion justice, OMG!
Mens Syncronized Swimming Competion.
this was 100% real and taken completely seriously. Let me paint a picture for you, various mens teams from different schools all over japan train all year to compete in this telivised event, the whole thing happens at night and is staged like some americal idol, they blare music and have disco lights going all over the place, halfway through the water portion the team will get out of the pool and do a dance routine, still in their little speedos, in front of the huge crowd of spectators. The routines are so elaborate words fail me, my favorite part was when one team hopped out of the pool and started to do The Robot to the Star Wars theme, oh my god it was so good it had to fatening, the only way I could have enjoyed it more is if I was stoned

I'll keep searching for a good vid of the competion, but in the meantime look up Yahoo Video Search for "Waterboys" apparently there was a Japanese movie made last year based on the teams, theres trailers you can download there, but they really dont do the acctuall competion justice, OMG!
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As embarrassing as this whole episode is, the young gentleman in question admitted to the allegations, claiming, “I had no idea what I was doing was a crime. They were wearing really short skirts and I got all excited. I didn’t want new panties, I wanted used ones.”
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Confirm Translation!
Originally Posted by Krinkov
I need Choku Dori to confirm my translation of what this lovely young lady said in the video....
I couldn't believe my ears so I played a few times, full screen while choking back tears of joy...
Did she or did she not say..." JV, if your buttocks were like this plate of glass, I would plant kisses upon your tender star and stick my tounge inside of you until i found an undigested chilli seed from your last bowl of soup...I love you , JV, only you and those other girls who say your pee pee is too small are retarded!" ?
Choku, the only part I am not sure of is when she says that other girls say my pee pee is too small but the rest of the translation is spot on right?.....Right???? RIGHT!!!???!!!
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