"Next week on When Pets Attack, a man is bloodied by his Pet Rock"

 

I think I need to have like 45,000 posts like soggy to become a mod

 

okay I don't get it here.

So you want this thread to go away? But as soon as it goes away, people are screaming bloody murder?


BLOODY MURDER!!

So what are we to do?

Make it a stick?

 

My pet rock gets me free stuff from stores.

 

thanks Jourdan, i spit milk everywhere........

 

He knows.

 

hahah

Holy ****, Paul! hahaha

 

HAHAHA!!!

I still can't get over how much that guy from Deliverance looks like lil' BO (BOPORT)


I want to see an update picture Daniel.. How does it look now?

 

LOL I think this is hilarious given a member of your party in a known dangerous place feel on rocks so hard he had to get 17 stitches, and you are calling the rest of us stupid????????

yea............................

 

spell check first before making fun of people

 

 

 

How does someone slipping on a rogue rock in the dark make him/her stupid? I bet Einstein even had accidents where he fell, etc, that's why they are called "accidents"... Stuff happens, and the saying "The bigger they are the harder they fall" is 100% true!


I wish we would have taken a picture of the area where I fell... Its pretty sketchy in the daytime let alone in the night. We didn't have our fllashlights illuminating everything because there were houses near by and we didn't want someone to call the cops on us for trespassing or something even though like 100 people go there each day.

Fast forward to today. My lip is swollen as hell, probably 3 times its normal size... I have scabs all over my face as well as scabs/scrapes on the rest of my body. I get the stitches taken out in 3 days, hopefully the swelling is gone by then because it hasn't reduced at all since yesterday. *shrugs*

Lesson learned: Wear rugged boots with a lot of grip next time you're hiking through loose dirt and rocks, my soccer shoes just didn't cut it. I haven't been there in a while so I didn't remember exactly what sort of terrain we'd be crossing since most of the sidewalk area is concrete so I thought I'd be ok.

When I arrived at the ER I noticed the waiting room was STACKED, and if you've ever been there you know that it means you're going to be waiting forever since there are hella people in front of you... Due to my condition and the way I physically looked (blood everywhere and was very sleepy due to head trauma) they took me as soon as I registered and I didn't have to wait a single min! They go by priority and apparently I looked the worst so they took me first! YAY! My doctor was REALLY cool and my wife's cousin had a huge crush on him and was trying to spit game... It was pretty funny. He was prolly like 34-36 years old.

 

ive only had stitches on my ear... and that was not fun

 

Everything I post is my opinion, and tends to be notoriously WRONG. Anything that is correct, can only be attributed to my being dropped on my head as a small child - repeatedly.