I got paid to take a poop!

Old Jan 31, 2011 | 03:16 PM
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I got paid to take a poop!

yup... took a massive dump on the clock today

total time 15 min.

payout? $6.45

that almost paid for my lunch

what about you?

hourly rate / minutes in a hour x poop time = payout
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by zumnwrx
yup... took a massive dump on the clock today

total time 15 min.

payout? $6.45

that almost paid for my lunch

what about you?

hourly rate / minutes in a hour x poop time = payout

some days i take 10 poops on the job, sup?
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 03:32 PM
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that's what i used to do. when i had to go in the morning, i'll hold it until i get to work. why crap at home when you can crap at work and get paid.
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 03:51 PM
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that's what i used to do. when i had to go in the morning, i'll hold it until i get to work. why crap at home when you can crap at work and get paid.
Exactly!!!
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 05:15 PM
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should go in here

https://www.i-club.com/forums/bay-area-15/official-im-pooping-thread-227746/
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by zumnwrx
yup... took a massive dump on the clock today

total time 15 min.

payout? $6.45

that almost paid for my lunch

what about you?

hourly rate / minutes in a hour x poop time = payout
20 minutes or so this morning

payout: $9.xx
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 07:29 PM
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Total time on the ****er was 10mins, raked in $6.5
This was before lunch.

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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 07:31 PM
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oh man if you had the runs...

OVERTIME BABY!!
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 08:18 PM
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nice, I was hoping there would be another poop related thread on the front page
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
nice, I was hoping there would be another poop related thread on the front page
youre welcome sweet cheeks....



































and a thank you would be nice every once in a ****ing while
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 08:30 PM
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Hmm... Now that I think of it, Brendan frequents the bathroom quite often throughout the day...

-- Ed
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 08:48 PM
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Hmm... Now that I think of it, Brendan frequents the bathroom quite often throughout the day...

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only to wipe away his tears.....
Old Feb 2, 2011 | 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by zumnwrx
yup... took a massive dump on the clock today

total time 15 min.

payout? $6.45

that almost paid for my lunch

what about you?

hourly rate / minutes in a hour x poop time = payout
did u put down a 028/029 on your time card?
Old Feb 3, 2011 | 03:14 PM
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I get $0.72 for 5 minutes on H0m3 D3p0t time...I use code because the new CEO would probably search this and want his $0.72 back in his $240 million paycheck last year.

I would wipe with my BS degree but I am one class away from that privilege.

This is my first post in like a year...you can tell how excited I was to reply.
Old Feb 3, 2011 | 03:19 PM
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Wow 20min., I can't even think what else your doing in that time!

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