I went for a walk yesterday morning through my neighborhood. I am coming up on this nice tree, and I hear some rustling in the leaves. I look up and see a guy IN THE FREAKING TREE with binoculars and he's looking across the street. I look over and I see this hot chick changing in her window. WHAT A PERV. So I go "What are you doing up there?!?!?!" and HE FALLS OUT OF THE TREE. A car is coming so I run out and push the guy out of the way and get hit by the damn car. Just my luck.

Getting hit knocks me out and I wake up at the girls house (apparently the guy who hit me is the father of the girl the pervert was watching from the tree). I'm in their guest room, and she keeps calling me Calvin (she took off my pants and saw my "Calvin Klein" written on the waist band - she thinks it's my name!! lol). She's hitting on me while I'm at their house but I'm resisting - she kisses me and it felt like kissing my mom!!!

She wants to date me, but I'm taken and this HUGE bully guy, named Cliff or something "iff" is after her and wants to kick my *** for kissing her!!!

What do you guys think I should do? I'm not ALL that interested in this chick (the kiss wasn't that great) and I might get beat down by this guy. Part of me wants to date her just to **** him off though. Maybe I could fix her up with the guy that was in the tree?!?!

What do you think?

 

back to the future part 2

 

Fess up, you're the guy in the tree.

 

what? what does a movie have to do with this?

 

 

I'd stay away from her... you never know, you may be related. I love those movies.

-Chris

 

Get in yer DeLorean and start lookin for something with 1.21 Jiggawatts of power or else yer SOL.

 

It's BIFF, and it's not 1955. The enchanted under the sea dance is fun too. Look out for your brother and sister, they're slowly fading outta the pic. Got flux?

 

HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol.....hook her up with the perv on a blind date....

 

What as useless thread!

Oh wait, that's the best part of BAIC, all the wasted bandwidth and put downs! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

 

its a scene in that movie

 

that nacho colored paint has started seaping into Sonicsuby's bloodstream and made him loopy

 

What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

 

What? Did somebody start singin' "Suckin on my %$@#!& like you wanna get suuuum."


Oh sorry... Tribbin' again. Mah bad.

 

just talk mad **** to the guy, knock up the girl, and laugh in the guys face. make sure u treat the girl semi-well at least though.