I am watching the most inbred jed infomercial ever
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I am watching the most inbred jed infomercial ever
I'm stuck here in Eastern Iowa this week and I'm watching TV this morning. I landed on some informercial for a local car dealer and this guy, who I think owns the place, he obviously doesn't have a script, he's just babbling on this commercial.
Then they switch locations to a wrecking yard, where they've got some old buick in the dirt. He's talking about how this is a car he took in trade and it sucked so bad he couldn't sell it, so like he normally does, he is beating it up. He starts hitting the car and breaking the windows with an axe, but he's hardly doing any damage because he's weak. Then they pick the car up with a crane/tractor thingy, shake it around and drop it from like 30 feet high. He nearly blew his load when the car landed.
I can't believe some of the **** you see on TV out here hahah
Then they switch locations to a wrecking yard, where they've got some old buick in the dirt. He's talking about how this is a car he took in trade and it sucked so bad he couldn't sell it, so like he normally does, he is beating it up. He starts hitting the car and breaking the windows with an axe, but he's hardly doing any damage because he's weak. Then they pick the car up with a crane/tractor thingy, shake it around and drop it from like 30 feet high. He nearly blew his load when the car landed.
I can't believe some of the **** you see on TV out here hahah
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