How would you guys protect this $250 million dollars in $100's?! (pics)
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+1 I'd make it rain 
Don't lie...you'd make it rain as well and buy some sort of ultimate chick magnet 
I'd first check if the bills were real.
I have no idea how I would protect it though. I would stuff as much as possible inside my safe, so if I did get robbed, I would still have something left. Then I would hire a bunch of mercenaries to defend the perimeter until I figure a way to get the money into a bank.
Then I would get myself a hooker, or two, or better yet a whole bunch.
I have no idea how I would protect it though. I would stuff as much as possible inside my safe, so if I did get robbed, I would still have something left. Then I would hire a bunch of mercenaries to defend the perimeter until I figure a way to get the money into a bank.
Then I would get myself a hooker, or two, or better yet a whole bunch.
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I keep my 250,000,000 in gov. Bonds what do you guys do?
Ha! I wish. I like how someone said they were successful dealers yet they are getting pwned in that pic lol
Ha! I wish. I like how someone said they were successful dealers yet they are getting pwned in that pic lol
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I'd simply make small deposits at different banks each day.
If NO ONE but me knows about it, then low profile security > mercenaries.
Why draw attention to what is potentially in there?
If NO ONE but me knows about it, then low profile security > mercenaries.
Why draw attention to what is potentially in there?
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Realisticly if you somehow managed to get all of that into bank accounts, how would the gov react? I would imagine putting it in a swiss account would mitigate that issue? But hypotheticly if you slapped it all in...fat investigation?
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In my house we already have multiple firearms, that helps. Our little black pitbull does too. Probably just buy a few nice safe and put it in the extra room no one goes in.
Heres how it would go.
1) Secure money
2)
3) Profit
Heres how it would go.
1) Secure money
2)
3) Profit
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It would take me a few years to launder the money, but the way I'd do it would make me more money in the long run.
Start small. Get a few of your close close friends to believe you won 25-50 grand on a scratch off lottery ticket. The kind of friends with good ideas for small businesses. Tell them you want to invest the money in a small business with them as 50/50 partners (you being silent) and you don't want to tell other friends about it, because you don't want other people asking you for money.
Example: I have a friend I could start a recording studio business with (something small), another friend I could start a car audio place with, and another friend I could do an ice cream shop or even a small juice bar or something with. All at the same time and a lot of the cash you use to buy setup equipment with and pay rent amounts with money orders you buy with cash. You could keep the payments on things small enough that nobody would ever get wise to a large lump sum.
Eventually you can start depositing bigger amounts of money from your businesses into accounts and do legit things. You'd lose some on taxes, but you'd be building a business empire...even if none of your small businesses are really doing all that well, you could eventually start buying apartment complexes and get some serious cash flow going. Imagine owning a 10 unit apartment complex somewhere decent and just getting the 9 grand a month in rent...cash.
The big trick would be getting your businesses to "appear" successfull by putting your own money in the tills, like your ice cream shop was making $20 grand a month. You could use that money to boost your credit rating, get real financing on properties, and pay the loans with your other money. It would work, but take some time...
Start small. Get a few of your close close friends to believe you won 25-50 grand on a scratch off lottery ticket. The kind of friends with good ideas for small businesses. Tell them you want to invest the money in a small business with them as 50/50 partners (you being silent) and you don't want to tell other friends about it, because you don't want other people asking you for money.
Example: I have a friend I could start a recording studio business with (something small), another friend I could start a car audio place with, and another friend I could do an ice cream shop or even a small juice bar or something with. All at the same time and a lot of the cash you use to buy setup equipment with and pay rent amounts with money orders you buy with cash. You could keep the payments on things small enough that nobody would ever get wise to a large lump sum.
Eventually you can start depositing bigger amounts of money from your businesses into accounts and do legit things. You'd lose some on taxes, but you'd be building a business empire...even if none of your small businesses are really doing all that well, you could eventually start buying apartment complexes and get some serious cash flow going. Imagine owning a 10 unit apartment complex somewhere decent and just getting the 9 grand a month in rent...cash.
The big trick would be getting your businesses to "appear" successfull by putting your own money in the tills, like your ice cream shop was making $20 grand a month. You could use that money to boost your credit rating, get real financing on properties, and pay the loans with your other money. It would work, but take some time...
