still learning obviously ^_^

going out, hooking up, and getting drunk is not disrespect. i thought you meant something else. my mistake. i don't know whether you are really an ******* or not. If you don't want to date a girl that's fine. just makes me wonder how you treat them. lol their problem i guess

 

meh i'm just overly honest most of the time. I treat them fine even when I have no respect for them. I am a god compared to how most my friends treat girls. If I have the girls respect, i'll go way out of my way to make sure they are happy....


But I can be a huge ******* incase you haven't noticed yet

 

Where have I met you aside from once at Gruppe-S and at that davis meet a few years back at the U-Mall? And me hitting on the girl at the U-mall was pretty much on a dare by Zoeb and his cronnies. Zoeb was even too much of a woman to be my wing man and dorifto stepped in.

Same here. I r bored at work so i-club & arguing with John keeps me entertained. Oh and derailing threads seem to keep me busy too lol.

 

oh so you mean you hit on a girl 1 out of the 2 times I have met you, I said I could pull up several stories YOU have posted when you were hitting on a girl in an awkward situation.

and this is a relationship thread, not exactly derailing anything

 

i am a kind god... [/xerxes voice]

 

My Jones soda cap just said, "your self-confidence is warranted"...
Damn ****ing straight it is

 

i recall a fairly recent story of him getting a "coke bottle shaped" girls number at a gas station or something.

 

I still lawl at "coke bottle shaped"... then there was his "stylist"

 

bar ***** let themselves be treated in that way

 

^^
2-liter or 20oz??

 

i'm waiting for him to pull a "wedding crashers" move and try to hook up with a chick at a funeral. as long as it's not the "guest of honor"...

 

they are fun as hell to mess with. They aren't use to getting rejected, so when you do reject them they become obsessed with you. Me and my friend literally had two girls stalk us after we were the only two guys who rejected them. They would bounce from guy to guy, the second the guy started showing them attention they would leave to find another group of guys, rinse and repeat

I think that's the only awkward place he HASN'T hit on someone

 

Ok I do remember the girl at the gas station and a girl at work.
What else have I posted? I honestly dont remember and don't feel like looking it up. I'm sure you have some time on your hands John.


20oz glass bottle lol



lol I would NEVER do that. That's waaaay too awkward and weird.
Sorry, but the whole picking up chicks at the bar isn't my thing. It's one thing if its a one night stand, but to actually look for someone at those kinda things just isn't my style. And to me, maybe I'm wrong, but if its a different girl every other day it seems like you're trying to fill a void, can't hold down a girl, or maybe you guinuienly just want a different a change of scenary every so often. It's your life do as you wish

 

im not talking about the girl from work, but thanks for reminding me of another one

So she has big *** feet... no legs... and is a solid object form the waist tell her shoulders, then he neck bottle necks with a little *** head




maybe if she looked like an hour glass... but a 20oz bottle... that's one demented *****







Who the HELL goes to a bar to try to meet a girl for a long lasting relationship, that's just retarded as all hell. Trying to fill a void? I guess if not having to jerk yourself off every night then ya i'm filling a void.... The only time the other party ended a relationship with me was in second grade, the rest I have ended... so the can't hold a girl down thing isn't an issue for me either. I would say you have these problems, but you seem to scare them away before you even get to introduce yourself to them

 

Holy hell, that's a big *** coke bottle... apparently I found a life size picture lol