Hoowee! BigTrak is coming back!!!
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Hoowee! BigTrak is coming back!!!
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/01/gr...ing-this-year/
I always wanted one of these things when I was a kid and never got one... now I can! I'm gonna get one "for my kids"

i know I'm showing my age
I always wanted one of these things when I was a kid and never got one... now I can! I'm gonna get one "for my kids"

i know I'm showing my age
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Big Trak
Jesus Christ
I havent seen that piece of **** in like 30 years
Sorry but I guess Im still a little pissed. The reason why that thing came and went in just one year was because it was the WORST case of pre-pubescent blue ***** that the toy industry ever dumped on kids in the early 80s. It was one of those now common full court press attacks the toy/videogame makers do before christmas to convince kids that this is going to be the piece of **** that will change their life forever. Hell just look at the commercial, the god damned thing looks self aware!!
yeah I got one of these when I was a kid for christmas, I ****ing begged for it! What theY dont show in the commercial is you had to spend forever trying to learn how to programm the damn thing, then 5 minutes programing it for exactly where/how far you wanted it to go...for about 10 seconds of actual movment.
My little brother wisely asked for a remote control car which he could move in any direction and for as long as he liked at any moment he felt like it. Oh and it was cheaper too.
The first week after christmas he would make fun of me by driving circles around my Bigtrak as it would stagger out my laboriously programmed 10 seconds of glory.
**** YOU BIGTRAK!!!
Jesus Christ
I havent seen that piece of **** in like 30 years

Sorry but I guess Im still a little pissed. The reason why that thing came and went in just one year was because it was the WORST case of pre-pubescent blue ***** that the toy industry ever dumped on kids in the early 80s. It was one of those now common full court press attacks the toy/videogame makers do before christmas to convince kids that this is going to be the piece of **** that will change their life forever. Hell just look at the commercial, the god damned thing looks self aware!!
yeah I got one of these when I was a kid for christmas, I ****ing begged for it! What theY dont show in the commercial is you had to spend forever trying to learn how to programm the damn thing, then 5 minutes programing it for exactly where/how far you wanted it to go...for about 10 seconds of actual movment.
My little brother wisely asked for a remote control car which he could move in any direction and for as long as he liked at any moment he felt like it. Oh and it was cheaper too.
The first week after christmas he would make fun of me by driving circles around my Bigtrak as it would stagger out my laboriously programmed 10 seconds of glory.
**** YOU BIGTRAK!!!
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I remember wanting one of these pieces of crap. This video is great it shows how lame it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rVjOGk&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rVjOGk&NR=1
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I remember wanting one of these pieces of crap. This video is great it shows how lame it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rVjOGk&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rVjOGk&NR=1
And oh yeah, it was twice as expensive as a mouse and took at least an hour to learn.
**** YOU BIG TRAK!!!!
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Holy **** since you guys put it that way maybe you're right. I tried a friends out when I was a kid and I thought the programming was fun. And now I'm a comp engr.
But you're right. An rc car would be more fun. Haha.
Damn I wish you coulda told me that when I was a kid. This was like one of those "u fulfilled" top toy wants I had. Haha.
But you're right. An rc car would be more fun. Haha.
Damn I wish you coulda told me that when I was a kid. This was like one of those "u fulfilled" top toy wants I had. Haha.
"The Animal, the Animal, can anything stop, the Animal!"
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i remember wanting one of these pieces of crap. This video is great it shows how lame it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rvjogk&nr=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rvjogk&nr=1
inside big track, there's a computer, computers are a bit like our brains. That's the thing inside our heads that we think with. And it's thanks to the computer that we can tell big trak what to do.
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