Holy ****, this is king of all CSR stories and it happened to ME!

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Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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Holy ****, this is king of all CSR stories and it happened to ME!





Me: Thank you for calling ****, How can I help you?
Guy: Yeah, I won an auction on ebay, why haven't I gotten my item yet?
Me: When did you win the auction?
Guy: Friday, it's now Tuesday, and last time, I had next day, what's the deal here?!
Me: Well I'm sorry sir, what is your item information? ... Yes there was a mistake in the system and I'm very sorry about that. We will have that shipped out tomorrow for you.
Guy: Well, I'm leaving the country so if I don't get it soon I don't want it. Cause this country is going to hell and I'm leaving.
Me: You're moving away due to the economy?
Guy: Yeah, man, open you're eyes! I'm moving to the Philippines, I'm outta here, I'm not sticking around to be killed.
Me: What do you mean?
Guy: Don't you know man?! Baby Bush, he's got an army lined up, this foreign army 100 million strong, ready to attack us and put us into FEMA camps. They got FEMA camps everywhere, every county man, and they're gonna kill us all. The ****ing Illuminati runs the world man, I'm leaving, I'm outta here!
Me: So you're packing right now?
Guy: **** no man, I'm just leaving everything behind. I got my house and 10 rental properties, and I'm leaving man. I'm not waiting to to be rounded up like cattle man, you know Gundersen Steel? They got these train cars, made to hold 400 people each, they are going to round us up, off to FEMA camps we go man, it's all ****ed!
Me: Wow, that's crazy. So where you read about all this?
Guy: READ?! Man look around, open your eyes man, it's happening right now. Look it up, Gundersen Steel, Illuminati and FEMA camps. THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!
Me: Wow... so I'll have that item shipped out to you tomorrow, look for it on friday Sir.
Guy: You guys are great. You make the best **** man, freaking awesome stuff. I love your stuff.
Me: Have a good day sir...
Guy: Yeah you too, open your eyes man, don't get killed by Baby Bush...


I **** you not!
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:25 PM
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what if what he said is true?
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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check out illuminati on youtube, i've been lookin this stuff up for years, kinda scary. you can check out infowars.com for alot of other shiz...the army he's talkin bout and fema camps and shi aint a lie, i've seen pics of training camps for foreign soldiers in america, being trained for crowd control and such by american soldiers. its crazy, landing helicopters in elementary schools to desensitize children to military situations.
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:48 PM
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Riiiiight
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:52 PM
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Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:54 PM
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Sounds like some new action movie trailer. All you need is some voiceovers and a quick FMV and you've got the next potential blockbuster.

Oh, and that guy must have been on something. But I like how you led him on instead of just hanging up on him.
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ApexAssassin
Sounds like some new action movie trailer. All you need is some voiceovers and a quick FMV and you've got the next potential blockbuster.

Oh, and that guy must have been on something. But I like how you led him on instead of just hanging up on him.
It's not everyday you get someone like that, there was NO WAY i was going to just let him go
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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This guy sounds like my sister

****ing neo-hippies!
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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Old Oct 8, 2008 | 02:43 PM
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Sorry man didnt mean to scare you ... just thought ide have some fun with you on the phone
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 08:34 PM
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Wow, that first video listed, when was that made? 1982??? and ONE video camera?? whats that windsock doing there? maybe its cause hazmat rolls through on the TRAINS through the TRAINYARD, and personally i'd like to know which way the wind is blowing if there's a derailment....FEMA's gonna rule the world, just look what they did to New Orleans
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 08:39 PM
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"open your eyes man" lol....
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Pactin
"open your eyes man" lol....
that guy was probably on something lol
Old Oct 8, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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Im guessing the Ebay item he was calling about was a crackpipe??
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:04 AM
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Illuminatti is nothing compared to the Nibiru (planet X) flyby in 2012/2013..... along with the solarsystem crossing the galactic equator in 2012.... and possibly the eruption of yellowstone aroudn the same time.


Let's all get ready for mother nature to hit the RESET button on us.



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