Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as "Smoke yourself thin" and "Get some confidence, Stupid!"

Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness."

Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge."



Simpsons quote time. Post 'em.

 

"Doh!"








"Aye Cramba!"

 

Hi I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"

Hi I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.

 

Ralph: I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

 

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." (Homer)

 

(Homer) mmmmmmm, beer <drool>

-Ted

 

Sure I do! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's is: we know ours is a sham.

 

"...Ya, and pigs can fly!!"

*Pig flying*

 

snake, the village thief was exiting a house during a civil unrest in springfield, carrying a VCR:

"oh no... BAYYYY-TA...." (beta VCR...)

 

Go Banana!

 

Mexican Milhouse - "Qué malo, once again I must sugar my own churro."

 

Snake: *sniffing air from jailcell* DUDE, PREMIUM!!!! SHE NEEDS PRE-ME-UUMMM!

 

http://troymcclurepage.tripod.com/

Troy McClure wave files. I miss Phil Hartman.

 

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not touch it?

 

Homer: No T.V and no beer make homer somethin somethin
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if i do.


Ryan