Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center....
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center....
So, yea, came across this list of "Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays".....
http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_f...analogies.html
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http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_f...analogies.html
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"Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do"
"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up"
ROFLMAO!!!!
These are great.
Even though they make me laugh, I am saddened at the same time.
Example; when I log into myspace/facebook and see the horrible spelling the youth of America has to offer...
"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up"
ROFLMAO!!!!
These are great.
Even though they make me laugh, I am saddened at the same time.
Example; when I log into myspace/facebook and see the horrible spelling the youth of America has to offer...
Thanks for the heads up... I am also saddened by the horrible ________ the youth of America has to offer.
In all fairness, we don't know WHEN these were written. For all we know, they could have been written by kids we went to high school with....
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Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Not that the school was bad, just that a lot of the kids were so blitzed/drunk out of their minds during class, it wouldn't surprise me. 
They still make me laugh. A co-worker of mine was an English and journalism major in college and I sent them to him and he laughed pretty hard.
Not me, if it had been people I went to school with it would be like: "ho, brah you wen see dat one da kine what had da stoffs on top? It look like one tita who wen had too much grinds and no can walk afta" or "Dis one guy like beef so I wen give him false cracks" or "where da ceiling fan go.... ON TOP DA ROOOF!!" and stuff lidat.
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Not me, if it had been people I went to school with it would be like: "ho, brah you wen see dat one da kine what had da stoffs on top? It look like one tita who wen had too much grinds and no can walk afta" or "Dis one guy like beef so I wen give him false cracks" or "where da ceiling fan go.... ON TOP DA ROOOF!!" and stuff lidat.
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...reading that injured my brain....
Not me, if it had been people I went to school with it would be like: "ho, brah you wen see dat one da kine what had da stoffs on top? It look like one tita who wen had too much grinds and no can walk afta" or "Dis one guy like beef so I wen give him false cracks" or "where da ceiling fan go.... ON TOP DA ROOOF!!" and stuff lidat.
...reading that injured my brain....
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Not me, if it had been people I went to school with it would be like: "ho, brah you wen see dat one da kine what had da stoffs on top? It look like one tita who wen had too much grinds and no can walk afta" or "Dis one guy like beef so I wen give him false cracks" or "where da ceiling fan go.... ON TOP DA ROOOF!!" and stuff lidat.
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Not me, if it had been people I went to school with it would be like: "ho, brah you wen see dat one da kine what had da stoffs on top? It look like one tita who wen had too much grinds and no can walk afta" or "Dis one guy like beef so I wen give him false cracks" or "where da ceiling fan go.... ON TOP DA ROOOF!!" and stuff lidat.
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