I hate Green Valley subaru for Fing with my syncros.

I hate Wolfowitz

I hate college admistrations

I hate the idea in America these days that everyone has to have bling and therefore has to work 12 hours to attain it. Whatever happened to earning a living at repectable hours so that you can go home and be with your family?

I hate the people who rent their sh1tty one story house in Antioch, only have good enough credit for a prepaid phone, yet somehow lease a caddi, Lincon, MB, bimmer, etc. so they think they are rich! (antiochcali and some others I'm sure will know exactly what I'm talking about)

I hate kids who live at home after highschool and feed off their parents while not going to school and working full time, so they drive nicer cars than their parents. (Like this schmuck I know who works for 9 bucks an hour at a Longs, but since he lives at home at 23, and has no other bills, just bought himself a 350Z.

-Chris

Also, OneManArmy, please crap on his hood and take pics. You would make my week.

 

I hate living in the bay area.
I hate responsibility.
I hate working for a living.
I hate the fact that I bought a subscription to the somethingawful.com forums, thinking they would be a group of smart, funny people.
I hate how wrong i was about that.
I hate the war in iraq.
I hate religious zealots.
I hate gas prices.
I hate my car payments.
I hate my outlook on life.
I hate my stepmom.
I hate fog.
I hate fratboys.
I hate my chinese landlord.
I hate noise pollution.
I hate poetry.
I hate reality television.
I hate neil diamond.
I hate allergies.
I hate hemmoroids.
I hate how fat i've gotten.
I hate ghettos.
I hate my xenophobia.
I hate american cars.
I hate diet soda.
I hate beans.
I hate *******s who quote nietzche at parties.
I hate drunks.
I hate paranoia.
I hate insomnia.
I hate scat pornography.
I hate soccer moms.
I hate that i want to hump soccer moms.
I hate our society.
I hate cold water.
I hate it when you poop then take a hot shower, and the poo smell chokes you.
I hate hearing my roomates hump.
I hate knowing my roomates can hear me hump.
I hate star thistle.
I hate floral prints.
I hate gaudy earings.
I hate turbo lag.
I hate the complete overarching futility of every action.
I hate dogma who's sole purpose is to hide that glaring futility.
I hate religion.
I hate ze nihilists, lebowski.
I hate the politics forum.
I hate ignorant hicks.
I hate pretentious yuppies.
I hate dirty hippies.
I hate artfully dishoveled and malnurished indie kids.
I hate the garage rock revivial.
I hate your musical tastes.
I hate overhead lighting.
I hate wallhacks (OMFG).
I hate most everything.

I like juice.
I like steak.
I like datsuns.
I like my girlfriend.
I like my parents.
I like trees.

 

Phone him (or knock at his door) each time the alarm goes off - you know, just being a good neighbour "I heard your car alarm and thought someone might be trying to steal it - just thought I'd let you know".

 

nah...that would require me getting out of bed. Might be worth it to walk up their buck naked and do it though..haaaaaaaa. Or get some super umm....not strait tighties...like pink with like happy faces on them and go up there like that.

but yeah....if I get pissed enough to get out of bed I'm gonna crap on his car.

Or **** on his door or something.

 

do both!
I actually like most of the things that are going on in my life. But I do hate the fact that I have to wait for years to see the fruits of my hard work.

 

dude, i'll **** on his door for ya or break his windows ... i hate ***ers like that >< oh or both

 

I think we should have a party at my place. But instead of using my bathroom everyone can just go use his car.

heeee..heee. Shoot I'd buy the keg to see that happen..haa.

 

I hate women who do their makeup, hair or whatever when they're driving. Funny thing about that is most of them are tore up and don't realize that the only way to improve their looks is through extensive plastic surgery.

I hate people who drive slow in the fast lane and speed up when you try to pass them.

I hate people who try 2 act like something they're not.

I hate bad breath & body odor.

I hate chicks who think they're hot when they're nowhere near looking remotely normal.

I hate those lil snot nosed punks who think they're "gangsta" or "ghetto". Especially people who think they're ghetto. WTF is good about being poor and living in a rough neighborhood.

I hate ignorant people who don't know ****, but think they do cuz they read a book....

etc., etc., etc.,

 

hey one man army, i hate this guy you are talking about.

Lately i've been poopin these terrible, carbonated sausages. I'll drop one one his hood for ya.

 

noice, put me down for party at yo house ray, i will seriously **** his **** up

 

I hate my old neighbors @ my last apt complex. They complained that we had the stereo on 2 loud after 9pm and we didn't even have one. Plus the fact they *****ed about every little thing and would cry 2 the manager instead of coming to us. Stupid lil *****es.

 

OneManArmy,

that guy is just a POS. i think one of Constellations carbonated sausages should do the trick.

You'd think cops would at least do something.....oh well...always an optimist =p

 

Dang.. That's sum' hatin. I do hate wallhacks too and the punkass kids who cheat just so they can type in "I rulez joo, noob".

 

LOL but if you arent one of these, you aint gots teh c00L.

but i see what you are saying. i think im a little of all of those. except for the hick part of course.

yeah i hate ze nihilists too, lebowski. but zhey ztill want ze money, lebowski (even though there is none).

 

Well, thats the thing - i'm a little bit of all those things. oh, self loathing, where would i be without you....oh yeah, RICH, ******!