Dearest Handjob Consumers,

Thank you so much for your orders!

Due to many recent inquiries, we would like to take this opportunity to assure you that yes, this is a real product. And yes, you will be receiving your very own genuine Handjobs shortly.

We were taken by surprise at the overwhelming response and the number of orders we've received thus far, and we are working very hard to try to get all of your orders to you by Christmas time. Please note that we can make no guarantees, but we will be working around the clock between now and then in an effort to satisfy your wants and desires.

We take Handjobs very seriously, and we truly do appreciate each and every one of you for supporting us. And look forward to many new and exciting developments on the HJ front!

Thank you again, and we look forward to hearing about all the pleasure your heartwarming Handjobs provide this season!

Cheers, Lisa Q. Handjob!

Customer Service