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Car Info: 2004 psm wrx
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From: Cheesesteakville
Car Info: 05 wrx wagon, 90 celica alltrac, 66 mustang
Hello ZIlvia!
K. I have this car again, but I DON'T have a job. The clutch just went out and I can't fix it while being hobo. If anyone is interested in 330hp in something that weighs less than your 240 and looks like your grandmother would drive it then this is the car for you. This thing does a bazillionty miles per hour in the 1/8th mile and also enters the D-Dimension within a shake of a whale's dick.
Seriously, this is a bad *** ****ing **** face daily driver mother****er. It only listens to death metal and burns innocent virgins for fuel. I smoke Porsches and STi's all day like some kind of rice rocket **********. Meanwhile I'm in a luxorious cabin of cloth and vinyl and blue and CD's and ****ing dogs and furniture. You ever been passed by some ******* in a 500,000 mph old *** station wagon with a couch in the back and some dogs in your turbo whateveridontcareimfasteritdoesntmatter? Didn't think so.
All it needs is a clutch. I even looked it up, it's like a 3 hour job. I just am too god damn drunk to fix it. Plus, I don't have a god damn job. God damn.
Seriously, I daily drove this car for like 2 years. It's rad. Gets decent gas mileage, it's smooth on the freeway and you can also make some donkey punieta in a Corvette **** his pants when you fly by him at PLAID speed in your grandma ride.
Here goes the details:
1987 Subaru Legacy GL Wagon
Full Link standalone engine management system
EJ20-- wrx turbo
STI v.8 piston
STi rods
STI crankshaft
Front 5-Lug conversion
Whole complete motor rebuild professionally, all seals and gasket have been changed. motor rebuild back to factory spec.
Perrin oil catch can
K&N panel filter
Link Engine Management
6 Disc CD Changer
5 speed
Rear Wheel Drive
Late model Legacy steering wheel
Carbon Fiber intercooler ducting to dual fan setup
Blue interior
Straight pipe exhaust to a stock look muffler (sounds amazing)
Factory silver paint
Straight body
Gallons of awesome
Welded Differential
330+ horsepower
Smoke a plenty
3,000$ OBO
Considering trades for 240's with some kind of bad *** ***** ****. Give me your best you ****s.
PS. Unban SoCal-S130, he's a cool guy, he smokes the coolest cigarettes.
K. I have this car again, but I DON'T have a job. The clutch just went out and I can't fix it while being hobo. If anyone is interested in 330hp in something that weighs less than your 240 and looks like your grandmother would drive it then this is the car for you. This thing does a bazillionty miles per hour in the 1/8th mile and also enters the D-Dimension within a shake of a whale's dick.
Seriously, this is a bad *** ****ing **** face daily driver mother****er. It only listens to death metal and burns innocent virgins for fuel. I smoke Porsches and STi's all day like some kind of rice rocket **********. Meanwhile I'm in a luxorious cabin of cloth and vinyl and blue and CD's and ****ing dogs and furniture. You ever been passed by some ******* in a 500,000 mph old *** station wagon with a couch in the back and some dogs in your turbo whateveridontcareimfasteritdoesntmatter? Didn't think so.
All it needs is a clutch. I even looked it up, it's like a 3 hour job. I just am too god damn drunk to fix it. Plus, I don't have a god damn job. God damn.
Seriously, I daily drove this car for like 2 years. It's rad. Gets decent gas mileage, it's smooth on the freeway and you can also make some donkey punieta in a Corvette **** his pants when you fly by him at PLAID speed in your grandma ride.
Here goes the details:
1987 Subaru Legacy GL Wagon
Full Link standalone engine management system
EJ20-- wrx turbo
STI v.8 piston
STi rods
STI crankshaft
Front 5-Lug conversion
Whole complete motor rebuild professionally, all seals and gasket have been changed. motor rebuild back to factory spec.
Perrin oil catch can
K&N panel filter
Link Engine Management
6 Disc CD Changer
5 speed
Rear Wheel Drive
Late model Legacy steering wheel
Carbon Fiber intercooler ducting to dual fan setup
Blue interior
Straight pipe exhaust to a stock look muffler (sounds amazing)
Factory silver paint
Straight body
Gallons of awesome
Welded Differential
330+ horsepower
Smoke a plenty
3,000$ OBO
Considering trades for 240's with some kind of bad *** ***** ****. Give me your best you ****s.
PS. Unban SoCal-S130, he's a cool guy, he smokes the coolest cigarettes.
John
WHAT THE ****!!
