This skiers run turns into a performance of "The Nutcracker"

the announcer is the best part "The boys really took a beating on that one!!" lol

Bonus: If you wanted to know what Hank Hill sounds like after getting hit in the nuts, its at the :22 mark

 

What a great announcer

 

Man up! Focus man focus!

 

ouch

 

brilliant.

 

Was that the real announcer? (I know the part where screams is fake, or at least seems fake) The commentary sounds and looks like the real McCoy.

 

A real man would have finished the race then tried to get his ***** to drop back down.

 

yeah that was all real, the commentator is Steve Schlanger. And yeah so was the whimper, they use parabolic microphones, you've probably seen them on the NFL sidelines next to the camera man, thats how you can here guys talking in the huddle even from the sidelines, you can also here that pole whacking his nuts pretty clear too!

 

I will forever be confused about this saying: "Until your ***** drop", which implies that one's ***** are somehow inside the body rather than being in a ball sack. ***** don't "drop", when you're born you have *****, they might not work yet but they are still there, so in no case do ***** ever "drop" during puberty.


Where did that saying even come from?

 

I always wondered how we could hear what the players are saying in the field all clear and loud. I thought they had a mini mic in the helmet or something. I didn't realize those sound shields worked THAT well! Wow! Good post J.

 

Actually ********* do drop. They develop in your abdomen and if undescended can become a serious health risk.

 

Haha.
The announcer was hilarious.
That seriously sucks for the skier though

 

human sexuality 101

but damn... that video makes me cringe

 

this.

Yeah before puberty you dont produce "skeet skeet" and they are only 1/3 the size and hang up near the abdomen, when they finally grow they weigh more and "drop" down.

Maybe your just such a man you've been swinging low all your life Dan

 

Woooooow. The scream is just hilarious.

PS: I didn't know the French had any ***** though.