Genius i'm telling you.
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Genius i'm telling you.
We buried my gramps of 89 years today. Anybody who's lost a loved one knows how much that sux. Did a full military burial and the works.
Well, after the burial, we all headed out to eat. On the way to restaurant, there was this big dumb (don't know how else to say it) okie on a pos rotting GMC pick up was being a jackass. Unpredictable and erratic driving. He did'nt seem to wanna let anyone pass him. We had to merge to a left turn lane and my uncle turned in front of him and slowed to let me in. Numb nutz did'nt like it so he pulled up alongside of my uncle's suv and had a few choiced words with him. All this while my granny was still crying on the passenger seat. So i stopped and was gonna give this dude a piece of my mind when i see him jump out of his truck and was going towards my uncle's side. I felt obligated to kick homies *** coz now, he's threatening my family. Just as i was next to the car, my uncle jumps out and was gonna whack him with his (he was injured in Iraq) cane not realizing the car was still on drive! So hopped on the car and slam it in park, and by the time i got back out, dude was back in his truck, him and his buddy pale as a ghost. I found it funny coz thought to myself, why is this tough guy scared of little old me and a busted old-er fellow? I then realized we had a convoy 25 + cars coming from the funeral and everybody was out of their cars and was gonna skin them both alive.
We were all compelled to give chase but granny puts her foot down and said enough was enough.
I guess those low life would live to fight another day.
Man, i had my dirty boxing played out in my head too. LOL
Sorry for the long read. I just thought this day turned out interesting i thought i'd share.
-Earl
Well, after the burial, we all headed out to eat. On the way to restaurant, there was this big dumb (don't know how else to say it) okie on a pos rotting GMC pick up was being a jackass. Unpredictable and erratic driving. He did'nt seem to wanna let anyone pass him. We had to merge to a left turn lane and my uncle turned in front of him and slowed to let me in. Numb nutz did'nt like it so he pulled up alongside of my uncle's suv and had a few choiced words with him. All this while my granny was still crying on the passenger seat. So i stopped and was gonna give this dude a piece of my mind when i see him jump out of his truck and was going towards my uncle's side. I felt obligated to kick homies *** coz now, he's threatening my family. Just as i was next to the car, my uncle jumps out and was gonna whack him with his (he was injured in Iraq) cane not realizing the car was still on drive! So hopped on the car and slam it in park, and by the time i got back out, dude was back in his truck, him and his buddy pale as a ghost. I found it funny coz thought to myself, why is this tough guy scared of little old me and a busted old-er fellow? I then realized we had a convoy 25 + cars coming from the funeral and everybody was out of their cars and was gonna skin them both alive.
We were all compelled to give chase but granny puts her foot down and said enough was enough.I guess those low life would live to fight another day.
Man, i had my dirty boxing played out in my head too. LOL
Sorry for the long read. I just thought this day turned out interesting i thought i'd share.
-Earl
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Sorry for your loss, but this is too damn funny with all the seriousness aside. Like yeah let's pick a fight with these guys, oh ****! there are like 25 cars pulling over now about to whoop our asses!!! Let's gtfo out of here, go go go go!!!!!! Well at least no one had to go to jail or the hospital so it was a blessing in disguise.
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exactly...it isnt violence if its warranted...i woulda smacked the sh*t outta dude too, especially given the situation.
gramps apparently had a lot of people that loved him and did well with his 89 years, F that redneck...best to your family
gramps apparently had a lot of people that loved him and did well with his 89 years, F that redneck...best to your family
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really sorry to hear about your grandpa. Doesn't seem like it would take to much brain power to figure out 25 cars in a convoy full of well dressed and clearly mourning people just came from a funeral. Any POS that is gonna pull something like that on a day like that deserves a good crack upside the head.
89 years is a good life. I've been thinking about life a lot lately and its truly unfair if all we get in life is this life we're in right now. 80 or so years of working our *** off and hoping that at the very least we raise some good people, experience some love and some moments of true joy. Its really not fair if you ask me. Just not enough. I can see why people believe in reincarnation. Seems only fair to get a second go at this struggle.
So cheers to 89 years and cheers to a man that clearly did his part to take advantage of his 89 years. We're only as good as the love we leave behind.
89 years is a good life. I've been thinking about life a lot lately and its truly unfair if all we get in life is this life we're in right now. 80 or so years of working our *** off and hoping that at the very least we raise some good people, experience some love and some moments of true joy. Its really not fair if you ask me. Just not enough. I can see why people believe in reincarnation. Seems only fair to get a second go at this struggle.
So cheers to 89 years and cheers to a man that clearly did his part to take advantage of his 89 years. We're only as good as the love we leave behind.
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Thanks for the condolences guys. I appreciate it.
We feel lucky enough to have said our peace before he moved on.
Funny thing is. If all this drama went on while 'Big Lolo' was alive, he would have been in the front lines! LOL He was such an old school grunt gung ho all ***** no quit son of a gun. A nub for a right arm and a thumb and fused wrist on the left, i think that would be a mean one two combo. LOL
We feel lucky enough to have said our peace before he moved on.
Funny thing is. If all this drama went on while 'Big Lolo' was alive, he would have been in the front lines! LOL He was such an old school grunt gung ho all ***** no quit son of a gun. A nub for a right arm and a thumb and fused wrist on the left, i think that would be a mean one two combo. LOL



