Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said,
"you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get
into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his_ pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them_ and said, "They're bells". Saint
Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties._ St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow
and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied,_ "They're Carols".

 

:banana: :banana: nice

 

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^ PW :banana:

 

nice joke

 

Bwahahahahaha .....that's a good one

 

who is Carol?

 

I dunno, but it's awful cold to be without any underwear.

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Hehe I liked that joke. Time to use it!