i love it ^^

how about t.v. shows??



Ryan: Did this happen on company property?

Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.

Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.

Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

 

That's a badass movie. Anyone who hasn't seen it should really see it.

One of my favorites:

"And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?"

 

"Buzz off,kid." Jack Weston in "Wait Until Dark".

"As long as it's not TOO heavy." Ian Carmichael in "I'm All Right Jack".

 

"Cuz I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy."

 

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"

 

Squeal Like a Pig!!!!!!

 

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

 

Nice! Here's another one.



"I will return."

 

from KICK ***, the first time HIT GIRL shows up to kill a bad guy:

"Hello c*nts..."

 

at least reference the movie THE ROCK... and that while the first time it was said by the bad guy, nicolas cage does keep saying the line after he was captured...

 

"Why don't you try Fat Burger? Get yourself a double cheese with fries for $2.95, ***got!"

-Matt Schulze, The Fast and the Furious

 

"Your best? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen!"

-Sean Connery, The Rock

 

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Marko: [after a long pause] Good luck.

 

Frodo: "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

 

Gambol: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
[Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.