The British are feeling the pinch in relation to
recent terrorist threats and have raised their
security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not
been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was during the great fire of London in
1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has
raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender"
and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a
recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively paralysing the country's military
capability.

It's not only the English and French who are on a
heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the
alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change
Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from
"Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing
Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels:
"Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as
usual, and the only threat they are worried about is
NATO pulling out of Brussels

The Spanish are tremendously excited to see their new
submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully
designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish
navy.

 

lmfao. RUN to HIDE hahaaa
spanish sail0rs ftl !!1