btw, this has so much p-chop potential...

 

That kid is back on the escalator again!!!

 

The Dive is probably the most hilarious thing I have seen in a LONG LONG time!!!
"Every year you hear about some kid dying because he got sucked into an escalator!! Where is this kids parents!?!?"

 

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

 

Jourdan = win!