DAMN SFPD Cop!
DAMN SFPD Cop!
Soo....I got a fix-it ticket last week for a modified exhaust, today I decide to go down to the local SFPD station to get it signed off..
I walk in the station and see this cop sitting behind a bulletproof window sitting, licking his fingers while eating a bag of Fritos Corn Chips (chili cheese). Now Im the only one there, so after a good 3 minutes of me standing infront of the window staring at him he finally decides to look up. He points to me to pick up the phone so I do as that is the only way we can communicate without eye contact and his chili cheese breath.
I pick up the phone and his phone rings,
He replies, "what do you want?", I replied with ,
ya sir "I need to get this fix it ticket signed off for a modified exhaust."
He replies, "Is the car here?"
Now I think to myself, I wouldn't be here if the car wasen't here, but Oh well!.
Ya Sir, "it's outside"
He gets off his seat and walks outside to meet me licking the last of the chili cheese from his fingers.
We end up outside he takes my ticket and then he looks at my car inside for some strange reason, and goes towards the rear of the car and proceeds to walk around it like a weirdo.
I stand there totally amazed at what the f*ck is he doing, the out of the blue
he says "Oh I don't know anything about cars, let me go see if theres someone inside who knows".
HOT DAMN, now Im pissed, so without having a temper flare up I stand next to my car waiting for a Officer to come out, after 10 minutes no one came out so I decided to go back in again.
Now he is behind is desk again behind the window sitting and righting something without saying a damn word to me. I thought he was suppose to get another Officer?
So he finally decides to look up again and says.."Im sorry no one is here that knows about cars, come back another time"..AND THEN says "Here is a ticket for no front plate ." WTF!! " I pick up the phone so I can hear his voice clearly, "What ticket?, your giving another damn ticket?, for what?, the car isn't even moving."
He replies, the car doesn't have to be moving. I can give you a ticket even if you have keys in your hand, the jackass says.
I grab the ticket and slam the handset and leave. I go straight to my house and grab my front plate. I screw it on and Im back at the station within 15 minutes.
I walk there, he sits there like Im not there again, But this time, I pick up the phone and knock on the bulletproof window. He picks up the phone, "Im back, and you need to sign something.
He says "What do I need to sign?".
I said "The fix-it front plate ticket you gave me 15 minutes ago.
He walks outside, I say,"there you see the front plate", he replies "I need to see the back to."..OMFG..."Ok whatever, do what you need to do".
Now Im pissed like a MF..I reply ."Should I cut you a check in your name for the fix it ticket or SFPD for the plate."
He looks at me like he's gonna shoot me, but OH well, he says "to the San Francisco Courthouse". Like I don't already know!!...
Sorry for the long post and grammar errors, Im heated right now!!!
And I know its illegal for no front plate, but he could of been NICER!
I walk in the station and see this cop sitting behind a bulletproof window sitting, licking his fingers while eating a bag of Fritos Corn Chips (chili cheese). Now Im the only one there, so after a good 3 minutes of me standing infront of the window staring at him he finally decides to look up. He points to me to pick up the phone so I do as that is the only way we can communicate without eye contact and his chili cheese breath.
I pick up the phone and his phone rings,
He replies, "what do you want?", I replied with ,
ya sir "I need to get this fix it ticket signed off for a modified exhaust."
He replies, "Is the car here?"
Now I think to myself, I wouldn't be here if the car wasen't here, but Oh well!.
Ya Sir, "it's outside"
He gets off his seat and walks outside to meet me licking the last of the chili cheese from his fingers.
We end up outside he takes my ticket and then he looks at my car inside for some strange reason, and goes towards the rear of the car and proceeds to walk around it like a weirdo.
I stand there totally amazed at what the f*ck is he doing, the out of the blue
he says "Oh I don't know anything about cars, let me go see if theres someone inside who knows".
HOT DAMN, now Im pissed, so without having a temper flare up I stand next to my car waiting for a Officer to come out, after 10 minutes no one came out so I decided to go back in again.
Now he is behind is desk again behind the window sitting and righting something without saying a damn word to me. I thought he was suppose to get another Officer?
So he finally decides to look up again and says.."Im sorry no one is here that knows about cars, come back another time"..AND THEN says "Here is a ticket for no front plate ." WTF!! " I pick up the phone so I can hear his voice clearly, "What ticket?, your giving another damn ticket?, for what?, the car isn't even moving."
He replies, the car doesn't have to be moving. I can give you a ticket even if you have keys in your hand, the jackass says.
I grab the ticket and slam the handset and leave. I go straight to my house and grab my front plate. I screw it on and Im back at the station within 15 minutes.
I walk there, he sits there like Im not there again, But this time, I pick up the phone and knock on the bulletproof window. He picks up the phone, "Im back, and you need to sign something.
He says "What do I need to sign?".
I said "The fix-it front plate ticket you gave me 15 minutes ago.
He walks outside, I say,"there you see the front plate", he replies "I need to see the back to."..OMFG..."Ok whatever, do what you need to do".
Now Im pissed like a MF..I reply ."Should I cut you a check in your name for the fix it ticket or SFPD for the plate."
He looks at me like he's gonna shoot me, but OH well, he says "to the San Francisco Courthouse". Like I don't already know!!...
Sorry for the long post and grammar errors, Im heated right now!!!
And I know its illegal for no front plate, but he could of been NICER!
Last edited by hYpE-R-29; Oct 30, 2005 at 04:15 PM.
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Originally Posted by hYpE-R-29
Like I said..I know..BUT can he give me a ticket with the car not moving??
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Originally Posted by hYpE-R-29
Like I said..I know..BUT can he give me a ticket with the car not moving??
sucks that happened to you. it really does.
next time, you can actually flag down any cop you see in SF, walking or not doing anything important, and you can ask them nicely to sign off on your fix-it ticket, by explaining what it was you got the ticket for , and by showing them that it's fixed.
but wow, that cop giving you a no front license plate ticket really had it in for you. sorry!
Originally Posted by hYpE-R-29
Like I said..I know..BUT can he give me a ticket with the car not moving??
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Originally Posted by hYpE-R-29
I walk in the station and see this cop sitting behind a bulletproof window sitting, licking his fingers while eating a bag of Fritos Corn Chips (chili cheese).
Originally Posted by hYpE-R-29
Like I said..I know..BUT can he give me a ticket with the car not moving??
Originally Posted by lazybummm
I'd imagine so, metermaids can give you fix it for expired tags...besides he assumes you go there somehow. stupid cops, but I would call and speak to a supervisor(sargent) and complain about this unattentiveness bs. Thats crap...
I want to write a written complaint, just trying to get some assurance for the officer's wrong doing.
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Originally Posted by hYpE-R-29
I want to write a written complaint, just trying to get some assurance for the officer's wrong doing.
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Originally Posted by hYpE-R-29
I want to write a written complaint, just trying to get some assurance for the officer's wrong doing.
im sorry, but i actually laughed when i read he gave you a ticket for the front plate. did it not cross your mind that he was going to check the rest of the car and it might be smart to make sure you were legal? they have all the right to ticket us for plates, tints, reg even if your car isn't moving. licence plates are needed 24/7.
cops have it in for us. i know it b/c they tell me all the time. i have 11 friends that are in the SFPD and they will all admit how a mustang can roll by w/ a straight pipe and they won't care but if an import passes them with an exhaust they will proabbly tag them if they have nothing better to do.



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