me and some friends were up on a mountain drive and we ran into this super cool guy. we were taking a break letting our cars catch their breathe and a old school bimmer rolls up with 4 dudes in it.

driver: "Hey what are you guys doing up here?"
me: "Hanging out"
driver: "You know your not supposed to be up here right?"
me: "Oh.. really? Thats great"
driver: "Are you guys racing?"
me: "No, racing is dangerous"
driver: "One of you want to race me for pinks?"
me: "Sure"
then he kinda looked away so i guess he wasnt serious
me: "How about we just race for 100 bucks?"
driver: "Okay let me get my other car"
me: "What's your other car?"
driver: "its a surprise"
me: "Okay let me get my other car"
driver: "Whats your other car?"
me: "It's a surprise"
at this point all my friends and all his friends start laughing at him because he was trying to look like coolguy but just looked like a dumbass.... but he decides to keep going
driver: "I will smoke all you piece of crap imports"
me: "Your in a bimmer bro"
driver (while driving away): "I'll shoot out your tires"
me (pulling out knife): "Okay come back here and shoot them b!tch"

so we all hop in our cars and go to chase them down
im way ahead of my friends so i decide to slow down a bit
then i see them parked in the bushes trying to hide (with their headlights on)
so i speed up and hide in the cuts and turn off my lights
i see my friend drive by so i follow him. we kept on driving and stopped at 4 corners (35 and 9)
then we see the rest of our friends drive by with the bimmer following them haha
i would say what the hell is this guys problem but it actually made my night better. this guy was hilarious

-rob

 

you have a knife?

edgar

 

yes unfortunately i had to invest in a 15 dollar pocket knife because of the situations ive been in. had numerous people have pulled knives on me and threatened me so i figured might as well carry one around for safety. never actually had to use it yet though.. thank god
-rob

 

how sad.. i just carry mass and a caker!

edgar,

 

who needs a knife when you have the club ? LOL

 

i have a bayanette in my car. haha

 

good thing no one was hurt =)

 

my fav. part:

WTH is a mass and caker??

I carry a gun, 100 rounds of personal defense ammo, a 3D maglite, and a couple kershaw knives, at all times....because you never know!

haha

 

hahah thats hilarous............ im not un-armed eather! lol

 

so, when is the race?

 

so much for weight reduction guys

 

yeah in a porker STi no less!

 

well lets just say you wouldnt get a round off! and it would be lights out for you with maybe some permanent brain damage

hehe
edgar,

ps sorry i ment mace lame me

 

Mace.
And btw, mace sucks. You can build up immunity to it, and some people are hardly effected by it at all. Get some OC. That **** is painful.

 

yeah I have mil-spec CS + OC combo spray too!