Confrontation with Westboro Church - San Jose Friday
03-05-2011, 02:29 AM
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I love the duck one.
Should have said "Your religion is not real" as well as:
"God hates fanatics"
"It's a COOKBOOK!" -- (Props if you get that)
"When your religious daughter turns 18 I'm going to make babies with her and then leave!"
Or something more offensive, and I know I'm usually rough as sandpaper... I'd post the really offensive stuff but everyone would get bent out of shape!
The Germans and Croatians taught me how to curse at people in the most amazing ways... translating certain curse words doesn't work sometimes so I look like I'm on a different planet when I yell out "Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE A BROKEN WINDOW!!!" *as everyone stares at me with a blank stare*
Should have said "Your religion is not real" as well as:
"God hates fanatics"
"It's a COOKBOOK!" -- (Props if you get that)
"When your religious daughter turns 18 I'm going to make babies with her and then leave!"
Or something more offensive, and I know I'm usually rough as sandpaper... I'd post the really offensive stuff but everyone would get bent out of shape!
The Germans and Croatians taught me how to curse at people in the most amazing ways... translating certain curse words doesn't work sometimes so I look like I'm on a different planet when I yell out "Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE A BROKEN WINDOW!!!" *as everyone stares at me with a blank stare*
03-05-2011, 03:07 AM
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You know what would be GREAT? Hire a couple (few) strippers, have them wear thin white t-shirts and we all provide the warm water... We'll have a good time right in front of the protesters (The Westboro idiots).
hahahha, I bet they'd never forget that. What are the laws on having nipples showing through a wet shirt?
hahahha, I bet they'd never forget that. What are the laws on having nipples showing through a wet shirt?
03-05-2011, 03:24 AM
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You know what would be GREAT? Hire a couple (few) strippers, have them wear thin white t-shirts and we all provide the warm water... We'll have a good time right in front of the protesters (The Westboro idiots).
hahahha, I bet they'd never forget that. What are the laws on having nipples showing through a wet shirt?
hahahha, I bet they'd never forget that. What are the laws on having nipples showing through a wet shirt?
03-05-2011, 04:05 AM
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Uh, hello! Is there ANY other way? I think not... I think not.... (nods head)
(No laws against that, right? They still have shirts on, they just happen to be wet and soapy... Or better yet, hire them to wash our cars all wet and soapy. Hell, we shouldn't wait until these idiots to show up to have hot strippers was our cars with wet t-shirts). We can hire them for a day, then everyone show up for car washes! If we each throw down $20 and we can get at least 25 cars we could totally hire a couple gals to gently wash our cars while we spray them down.
Subies only, private event, hotdogs will not be served.
(No laws against that, right? They still have shirts on, they just happen to be wet and soapy... Or better yet, hire them to wash our cars all wet and soapy. Hell, we shouldn't wait until these idiots to show up to have hot strippers was our cars with wet t-shirts). We can hire them for a day, then everyone show up for car washes! If we each throw down $20 and we can get at least 25 cars we could totally hire a couple gals to gently wash our cars while we spray them down.
Subies only, private event, hotdogs will not be served.
03-05-2011, 10:50 PM
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03-05-2011, 11:06 PM
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