???

 

same time, but i think #2 hits the water first, when it's #2 time.

 

it varies, most of the time its #1 first

 

Yeah, usually it's #1 first... but then #1 stops in mid stream and #2 starts. When #2 stops, #1 starts back up again. Anyone else notice that? I don't know if I've ever done #1 and #2 at the same time...














I'm going to go test that right now...

 

same-time is punishment from God

 

anyone doen #1 and #2 while barfing??

 

I've done #2 while barfing into the bathtub. hahahhaha!!! I'm laughing and crying at the same time...

 

i've sharted while #1'ing

 

whoa.

For me #2 comes out then a pause, with #1 following.

 

that's some nasty ****

 

that happened to me last night

 

ROTFL.....yes, I have.....oh man that was literally torture......hung over, sittin' on the crapper w/the alcohol *****, p!ss!ng like a race horse, and Yakking into the tub. but the worst part is, the force caused from the barfing makes everything else come out with some pretty destructive force, and usually ends up splashing all over......thats just a bad situation in every sense.

on a more normal basis, I just tested this theory 15 minutes ago, and have found for me, I drop the bomb, then #1 starts up after a short relaxing pause.

 

Testing completed. Today was #1 then relaxation period, then #2.

 

Yikes.. No, but that reminds me... A friend of mine was pretty damn drunk in a pub a few years back. He didn't come back for a while, so another friend went to see what was up. He came back laughing and in tears saying "you gotta effin come see this." Turns out our buddy was mid #2 when he realized he had to vom. He tried to scoot back on the john and get it between his legs into the toilet, but alas he was pretty damn drunk and... Filled his trousers that were at his ankles. He was just sitting there looking rather distraught. Gad dam.

-Jacob

 

I can confirm this order.

-Chris