Chuck Norris is so badass....

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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 10:54 AM
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Chuck Norris is so badass....

he needs his own ***cing jeans to contain his karate kicks, Levis just explode right off his legs!!!

damn I memer this add from the katate mags I used to get in the 80s, just came across this pic again I totally forgot about.


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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 10:59 AM
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cannot see the pict
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 11:05 AM
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cannot see the pict
how about now?

Old Jul 13, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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cannot see the pict

fix your compooter..
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 11:23 AM
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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 01:25 PM
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hahaha i called and someone answered

i should have ordered a pair.
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
he needs his own ***cing jeans to contain his karate kicks, Levis just explode right off his legs!!!

damn I memer this add from the katate mags I used to get in the 80s, just came across this pic again I totally forgot about.



damn sign me up for one.
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by AveyWRX
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
wtly
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 02:47 PM
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chuck norris trivia

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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 05:15 PM
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I was going to get those, but they didn't have any in acid wash style
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 10:05 PM
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"Chuck Norris" is the only hand that beats a royal flush... Well, that and a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! "HYEEE YAAAW"





Gawd I love Chuck Norris Jokes
Old Jul 13, 2007 | 11:08 PM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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gawd, funny jokes....more please
Old Jul 14, 2007 | 12:42 AM
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Chuck Norris only *********** to pictures of Chuck Norris


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