View Poll Results: For the position of BAIC Jester...
... I choose Zoeb!
29
72.50%
... I choose Lawmandy!
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20.00%
... I choose Edgar!
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Choose the Official BAIC Jester?

Old Aug 19, 2004 | 10:48 AM
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Choose the Official BAIC Jester?

We have a king and many dukes and counts here at BAIC. What BAIC needs is to formalize the position of "Jester". There are lotsa fools on here. But surely one stands out among the rest. I think no one but the crankiest of fools could deny (which just might be me, but I'm not denying) the truth that Zoeb, Lawmandy and Edgar truly shine above the rest.

Please allow me to suggest the Top 10 Voting Criteria to consider


10 - Claims he doesn't hang out with Edgar, but you know he's lying

9 - Claims he doesn't hang out with Lawmandy, but you know he's lying

8 - Claims he doesn't hang out with Zoeb, but you know he's lying (note that this is a higher criterion)

7 - he says more useless things in tech forums than helpful things

6 - he says more useless things pretty much in general

5 - You've caught him dressed like this:



4 - When you see their screen name you think "Dumpster Forum King"

3 - You regret making your AIM screen name public, and now he has it and you get many retarded IMs about retarded threads, pictures and useless things on eBay

2- he likes to pretend he works for Alex as an I-Club moderator

And the #1 criterion to consider when choosing your BAIC Jester:

- he makes Dre look super duper cool
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 10:51 AM
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You pointing fingers at me!?
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 10:52 AM
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best thread evar
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 10:55 AM
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1 vs 1 vs 1

hahah

and your right if i was in it it would have been a landslide...
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by dr3d1zzl3
1 vs 1 vs 1

hahah

and your right if i was in it it would have been a landslide...
Yes, its true. I didn't enter Dre because it wouldn't have been fair to the other "candidates"

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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by wrx ish
best thread evar
agreed!
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:20 AM
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Zoeb! Yer kicking azzz! You go girl!

And some more honorable mentions (oh I love Google):



Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:21 AM
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:22 AM
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ya we cant let zoeb walk away with it that easy....
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:26 AM
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I voted zoeb because he would look most rediculous in a jester outfit.

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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:56 AM
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i vote..... ZOEB just because
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 12:12 PM
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Dre is the official Jester. These poll contestants should be his assistant.
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 12:25 PM
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more along the lines of my *****


hahaha

and i agree!!


So now that if over, we need to start voting for edgar more. SImple reasoning behind this,. zoeb has no more man love left to give. And i need fresh and "hip" in order to keep er up....


hahaha

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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 12:58 PM
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Zoeb has the funny most of the time.

Mandy isn't funny nor witty.

Edgar thinks he's funny, but isn't, and he's mexican. He should be official BAIC gardener.
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mexicanpizza
Zoeb has the funny most of the time.

Mandy isn't funny nor witty.

Edgar thinks he's funny, but isn't, and he's mexican. He should be official BAIC gardener.
haha so true.

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