be careful of them SLATs....

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Old Aug 6, 2006 | 03:32 AM
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Talking be careful of them SLATs....

Deckchair trapped *********

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his ********* had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His ********* had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=


as your mother told you a long time ago... find girls that good... instead of the ones that are nothing but SLATs....
Old Aug 6, 2006 | 04:19 AM
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LMAO! What the hell!

How did that even make the news?
Old Aug 6, 2006 | 08:30 AM
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Old Aug 6, 2006 | 09:17 AM
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haha, well as a general rule I try not to sit on anything wooden with my **** n' ***** hanging out, thats just common sense
Old Aug 6, 2006 | 09:24 AM
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thats my rule, splinters in the sack isnt fun at all....
Old Aug 6, 2006 | 11:38 AM
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Speaking of naked croats, check your PMs BL
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