Can still understand if you can read Traditional Chinese, though it's probably not as funny if you can't understand what the bastard is saying.
This is probably the most hilarious vulgar movie review I've ever heard!


EDIT: For the non-Cantonese speakers (and horndogs like JZ oo7 haha!) -- special Vonnie Lui gallery as a consolation prize!

 

makes me want to watch that movie now.

 

Dude, I think that review had the opposite intended effect on you, JZ.

 

Vonnie Lui is hot!

i would translate the video, but it'll just be bunch of asterisks here.

 

Ooooooh, so that's her English name!
Hey, like the reviewer said, you get 2 seconds of her rack, then she explodes.

 

at least it'll be comedic because i'll expect it to be coming (no pun intended).

 

best movie review ever.

 

my chinese isn't the best... but i know enough to go wtf man... does he kiss his mother with that mouth? LOL!

 

We can only aspire to be as cool as that guy haha!

Haha, hope you didn't play it too loud around your older relatives!

 

"...it's just a little bit perverted. really, when we hear it it's kinda checheday...haha rightt?... **** your mother....."

 

Hey man, dude was unsatisfied with the movie. REALLY unsatisfied, apparently.
Gawd, the guy sounds like some folks I hung out with back in college haha!

 

haha, but it was in 3d!!!!

 

You're all a bunch of exclusive racists!!!

 

older than the interwebs

 

Believe me, man, I'd love for everyone to enjoy this sh*tshow of a review, but it loses A LOT in translation.
EDIT: Ya know what, I'll throw in a special bonus for the non-Cantonese speakers here. Check the OP!

The movie ****in' came out in 2011 for ****'s sake, Eric! That's the lamest trolling attempt I've seen this year! At least put some effort into your trolling!