Artery- The study of paintings

Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria

Barium- What doctors do when patients die

Benign- What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan- Searching for Kitty

Cauterize- Made eye contact with her

Colic- A sheep dog

Coma- A punctuation mark

Dilate- To live long

Enema- Not a friend

Fester- Quicker than someone else

Fibula- A small lie

Impotent- Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain- Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff- A Doctor's cane

Morbid- A higher offer

Nitrates- Cheaper than day rates

Node- I knew it

Outpatient- A person who has fainted

Pelvis- Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative- A letter carrier

Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery

Rectum- Nearly killed him

Secretion- Hiding something

Seizure- Roman emperor

Tablet- A small table

Terminal Illness- Getting sick at the airport

Tumor- One plus one more

Urine- Opposite of you're

 

Lmao that's awesome

 

some of those are hilarious