Calling all german ninjahs!!

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Old Jun 18, 2004 | 04:04 PM
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Calling all german ninjahs!!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...any_samurai_dc

need ninjahs to fight rouge german samuri in woods.
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 04:08 PM
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i'm not german, but I am totally sweet and awesome and i have REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 04:12 PM
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kept scrolling down the page to find this:

"Bananas bite back for one unlucky Briton (AFP)"

Sounds kinky
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 04:28 PM
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HAHAHA, ya think???
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:06 PM
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i'm not german, but I am totally sweet and awesome and i have REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
^ greatest website ever made
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:14 PM
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^ greatest website ever made

because someone will ask...

http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:51 PM
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"He's dangerous and has been hard to find because he wears camouflage,"

Let us pray he never makes carbon fiber camoflage, because then he will be invisible and hard to damage!
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
because someone will ask...

http://www.realultimatepower.net/
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DEAR ROBERT (OR WHOM EVER)

I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE POSTED ON YOUR SIGHT IS NOT ONLY COMPLETELY WRONG BUT ALSO VERY MISLEADING AND DANGEROUS. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO FACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF NINJA,NINPO OR NINJUTSU BUT CLAIM TO BE AN AUTHORITY ON THE SUBJECT. GOD FORBID SOMEONE ACTUALLY TAKES YOUR GARBAGE TO HEART AND TRIES THIS INSANITY....YOUR GOING TO GET SOEM POOR KID KILLED....ARE YOU READY TO ACCEPT THAT RESPONSIBILITY. AS FOR ME....IM A NINJUTSU SOKE...GRANDMASTER....IN A LEGITAMATE NINJA RYU (FAMILY) WITH 25 YEARS UNDER MY BELT IN AN HISTORICALY TRACEABLE LINEAGE. I STONGLY URGE THAT YOU DO THE FOLLOWING....
>1:PLACE AN APOLOGY ON THE SIGHT WITHIN 48 HRS OF RECIEPT OF MY EMAIL TO ALL NINPO STUDENTS AND TEACHERS.
>2:PLACE A NOTE ON THE BEGINING OF YOUR SIGHT TELLING EVERYONE THAT GOES TO YOUR SIGHT THAT YOU ARE FULL OF BS.HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE ART AND TO NOT TAKE THE SIGHT SERIOUSLY
>3: REMOVE THE SIGHT BEFOR SEPT 15 2002. SHOULD YOU NOT REMOVE THE SIGHT BY THAT DATE THEN I WILL FIRST LOBBY AOL TO HAVE THE SIGHT REMOVED. IF THAT DOES NOT WORK I WILL PAY YOU A VISIT TO TEACH YOU WHAT REAL SHINOBI IS CAPABLE OF DOING....AND BELIEVE ME...I CAN AND WILL VISIT YOU. YOUR SIGHT IS DANGEROUS AND OFFENSIVE...ESPECIALLY TO SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO THIS ART AND HAS INHERITED THE SYSTEM AND KNOWS THE DANGERS AND VALIDITY OF NINJUTSU. I EXPECT AN EMAIL IN RETURN TO CONFIRM YOUR RECIEPT OF THIS EMAIL.....GOD HELP YOU IF YOU DONT RESPOND.


SOKE D. FUJITA
BU***AN NINPO BUJUTSU HOMBU DOJO


BWAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:03 PM
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Ninja fight! Ninja fight!
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This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:21 PM
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q:I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

a:Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean or totally awesome.
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by huck

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.
BWAHAHAHAHA


*right click, save as*
Old Jun 18, 2004 | 11:52 PM
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Old Jun 19, 2004 | 12:32 AM
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Those aren't German ninja victims. German ninja victims have German accents!
Old Jun 19, 2004 | 10:04 AM
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