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Busted!
While taking the little woman and a friend to the Cow Palace on Saturday I was touched by the long arm of the law!
As I turned on to Geneva I noticed the MAN zipping up behind me and as I sweat bullets , I tried to keep calm. My wife began hiding the C-4 and detonators, not to mention the small arms and ammo.
Our guest began ingesting all the heroin packets and pot we were taking to the Palace to sell to the others there in hopes that the worst wouldn't happen.
Had he seen me street racing or performing my "Side Show" antics on the way here??? Could he have possibly mistaken my strong build and bald head for Mr. Diesel behind the wheel of a Japanese speed machine??? Surely he had no Idea where we were going or the many shady deals we were about to enact, Could He?!?
Then , right in front of Mickey D's , he Lit 'em Up, hit me with the bull horn and , I am sure, began calling for back-up. I pulled over and nervously waited for him , a burly man of asian decent with a gun, to approach my speed machine.
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
Me: " Was it the drugs, the guns, the erratic driving?"
"You can't have that window tint on the front windows, liscence and registration(no "please" after all JV is one of those FatF types)"
Me: "Sorry , officer."
"Heres your fix it ticket"
Me:" Thank you, and how do we get to the Cow Palace parking lot?"
"BLABLABLABLA"
I am glad he didn't pop my hood and there was no money involved so that we could proceed to the Dog Show and buy all kinds of poodle stuff and watch all the doggies run around and play. My wife and our dog groomer were a bit shaken by the heavy law enforcement presence.
Moral#1: Tint front windows lighter or not at all, looks STUPID but avoids jail time.
Moral#2: Invent story about guns , drugs and explosives to not get flamed for going to the dog show and letting other members know you have poodles!
Moral#3: Always agree to the cavity search.
As I turned on to Geneva I noticed the MAN zipping up behind me and as I sweat bullets , I tried to keep calm. My wife began hiding the C-4 and detonators, not to mention the small arms and ammo.
Our guest began ingesting all the heroin packets and pot we were taking to the Palace to sell to the others there in hopes that the worst wouldn't happen.
Had he seen me street racing or performing my "Side Show" antics on the way here??? Could he have possibly mistaken my strong build and bald head for Mr. Diesel behind the wheel of a Japanese speed machine??? Surely he had no Idea where we were going or the many shady deals we were about to enact, Could He?!?
Then , right in front of Mickey D's , he Lit 'em Up, hit me with the bull horn and , I am sure, began calling for back-up. I pulled over and nervously waited for him , a burly man of asian decent with a gun, to approach my speed machine.
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
Me: " Was it the drugs, the guns, the erratic driving?"
"You can't have that window tint on the front windows, liscence and registration(no "please" after all JV is one of those FatF types)"
Me: "Sorry , officer."
"Heres your fix it ticket"
Me:" Thank you, and how do we get to the Cow Palace parking lot?"
"BLABLABLABLA"
I am glad he didn't pop my hood and there was no money involved so that we could proceed to the Dog Show and buy all kinds of poodle stuff and watch all the doggies run around and play. My wife and our dog groomer were a bit shaken by the heavy law enforcement presence.
Moral#1: Tint front windows lighter or not at all, looks STUPID but avoids jail time.
Moral#2: Invent story about guns , drugs and explosives to not get flamed for going to the dog show and letting other members know you have poodles!
Moral#3: Always agree to the cavity search.
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fishing...
We call that "fishing".....
Chased you down for front tint....
Ha haaa, yea right. That cop was fishing. He probably thought, "Hmmm, theres one of those "rice rockets", near the Sunnydale projects traveling down Geneva, and he's not white. Oh yea, this is going to be a good stat.". Then he walked up to the car and saw that it wasn't a car load of drug dealing gangsters. To justify his stop he wrote you up for the tint. Next time tell him that if he's looking for a stat (a good arrest) that he should go bust the drug dealers at Santos and Brookdale. That might be a little too dangerous for him though....
Ok just kidding...I really do respect the cops that have to patrol that area.
Chased you down for front tint....
Ha haaa, yea right. That cop was fishing. He probably thought, "Hmmm, theres one of those "rice rockets", near the Sunnydale projects traveling down Geneva, and he's not white. Oh yea, this is going to be a good stat.". Then he walked up to the car and saw that it wasn't a car load of drug dealing gangsters. To justify his stop he wrote you up for the tint. Next time tell him that if he's looking for a stat (a good arrest) that he should go bust the drug dealers at Santos and Brookdale. That might be a little too dangerous for him though....
Ok just kidding...I really do respect the cops that have to patrol that area.
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Originally Posted by cohlineman
Moral#2: Invent story about guns , drugs and explosives to not get flamed for going to the dog show and letting other members know you have poodles!
you probably would have been better off leaving out the dog show part all together
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It was a good dog show though!
I didn't realize just how much tang attented these things, my eyes were moving left and right , up and down all day.One was so striking(read: I was able to see at least 3/4 of her crack as she bent over looking at doggy collars) that I actualy had a good enough picture in my minfd to last all night!
Miss you too, bushido, we'll get together one of these days for a romp through the hills or just a cup of coffee ( okay , you can watch ME drink the coffee!)
I didn't realize just how much tang attented these things, my eyes were moving left and right , up and down all day.One was so striking(read: I was able to see at least 3/4 of her crack as she bent over looking at doggy collars) that I actualy had a good enough picture in my minfd to last all night!
Miss you too, bushido, we'll get together one of these days for a romp through the hills or just a cup of coffee ( okay , you can watch ME drink the coffee!)
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Originally Posted by Chrisnonstop
We call that "fishing".....
Chased you down for front tint....
Ha haaa, yea right. That cop was fishing. He probably thought, "Hmmm, theres one of those "rice rockets", near the Sunnydale projects traveling down Geneva, and he's not white. Oh yea, this is going to be a good stat.". Then he walked up to the car and saw that it wasn't a car load of drug dealing gangsters. To justify his stop he wrote you up for the tint. Next time tell him that if he's looking for a stat (a good arrest) that he should go bust the drug dealers at Santos and Brookdale. That might be a little too dangerous for him though....
Ok just kidding...I really do respect the cops that have to patrol that area.
Chased you down for front tint....
Ha haaa, yea right. That cop was fishing. He probably thought, "Hmmm, theres one of those "rice rockets", near the Sunnydale projects traveling down Geneva, and he's not white. Oh yea, this is going to be a good stat.". Then he walked up to the car and saw that it wasn't a car load of drug dealing gangsters. To justify his stop he wrote you up for the tint. Next time tell him that if he's looking for a stat (a good arrest) that he should go bust the drug dealers at Santos and Brookdale. That might be a little too dangerous for him though....
Ok just kidding...I really do respect the cops that have to patrol that area.
Oh yeah , and your right , I am NOT white, I'm ITALIAN,
the olive skinned race of eros! Ciao, Baby!
Last edited by cohlineman; Jan 30, 2005 at 05:33 PM.
JV! My lord, glad I read all the way through your post before I left the house. The boys had already loaded up the pickup with our munitions and we were unlocking the kennels when I got to the end. Damnit man! Dont toy with my emotions like that! I almost wet myself fantasizing about the jail break too.
Listen, can you come over and help me unload everything? I threw my back out loading the ammo for the M2 and Julian just isnt quite up to the task.
Oh, and I lied. I did wet myself.
Listen, can you come over and help me unload everything? I threw my back out loading the ammo for the M2 and Julian just isnt quite up to the task.
Oh, and I lied. I did wet myself.
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Good one, Huck!
Thanks for the support, it's nice to know I can count on my I-club pals to get me out of the big house before the fellow inmates have too much of their way with my innards!
Just don't involve Brucelee, seems he may just have all that stuff we're kidding around about on hand and he might take it seriously enough and start blowing stuff up, which could be cool under the right circumstances but since we're not in a Baghdad polling booth it may not be a wise manouver!
It's better to not introduce those youngsters of yours to weapons, lead them towards the arts, directing pornography or erotic artworks for Hustler are some good trades that fulfill the heart and help people!
Thanks for the support, it's nice to know I can count on my I-club pals to get me out of the big house before the fellow inmates have too much of their way with my innards!
Just don't involve Brucelee, seems he may just have all that stuff we're kidding around about on hand and he might take it seriously enough and start blowing stuff up, which could be cool under the right circumstances but since we're not in a Baghdad polling booth it may not be a wise manouver!
It's better to not introduce those youngsters of yours to weapons, lead them towards the arts, directing pornography or erotic artworks for Hustler are some good trades that fulfill the heart and help people!
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