Britney Spears...disgrace.
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Being a dancer most of my life, I watched her performances and couldn't understand what the hell people were talking about, she was pathetic on the dancefloor. She may have had a good choreographer but she never could quite nail her moves right. Was always a little off.
I've never found her attractive, never. And she was the worst thing that ever happened to a school girl uniform.
But wow, I never thought she could've gotten any worse. I just watched that video, that was ****in awful, ****ing embarrassing. She gave what, 20% effort? She moves like just woke up. Is ****ing up her lip sync (watch the camera cut away when she says "it's Britney, ***** ") and stumbling right from the opening.
I've seen better performances at elementary school plays.
I've never found her attractive, never. And she was the worst thing that ever happened to a school girl uniform.
But wow, I never thought she could've gotten any worse. I just watched that video, that was ****in awful, ****ing embarrassing. She gave what, 20% effort? She moves like just woke up. Is ****ing up her lip sync (watch the camera cut away when she says "it's Britney, ***** ") and stumbling right from the opening.
I've seen better performances at elementary school plays.
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yeah dude britney is and looks like thrash I mean dude must she wear something so thrashy? Her body isn't like how it use to be! hahah Oh and if you guys think gwen is ugly ur crazy she is hella hot!
haha... do i dare request you as a friend to see this HOT girl that you speak of? 
Yeah, sure, in some of her glamor shots she looks good (like the one you posted), but in real life when she's not all made up and photographed or video'd through 20 filters she looks like an average girl with no ***** and cow eyes.
She's def not disgusting like I said, I was obviously exaggerating, but she is NOT my type at all.
The hottest chick in the WORLD is on my myspace profile, in my picture sections. It's an animated GIF of a girl dressed like snow white. It's taken from a Rammstein video. I would link you, but I cant get to myspace from work, so I'll give you the URL and you can look at it yourself.
www.myspace.com/safradin -> Go to view all pictures and find the animated gif of the girl. Should be on the first page. Link it here if you can.
She's def not disgusting like I said, I was obviously exaggerating, but she is NOT my type at all. The hottest chick in the WORLD is on my myspace profile, in my picture sections. It's an animated GIF of a girl dressed like snow white. It's taken from a Rammstein video. I would link you, but I cant get to myspace from work, so I'll give you the URL and you can look at it yourself.
www.myspace.com/safradin -> Go to view all pictures and find the animated gif of the girl. Should be on the first page. Link it here if you can.
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Yeah, sure, in some of her glamor shots she looks good (like the one you posted), but in real life when she's not all made up and photographed or video'd through 20 filters she looks like an average girl with no ***** and cow eyes.
She's def not disgusting like I said, I was obviously exaggerating, but she is NOT my type at all.
The hottest chick in the WORLD is on my myspace profile, in my picture sections. It's an animated GIF of a girl dressed like snow white. It's taken from a Rammstein video. I would link you, but I cant get to myspace from work, so I'll give you the URL and you can look at it yourself.
www.myspace.com/safradin -> Go to view all pictures and find the animated gif of the girl. Should be on the first page. Link it here if you can.
She's def not disgusting like I said, I was obviously exaggerating, but she is NOT my type at all. The hottest chick in the WORLD is on my myspace profile, in my picture sections. It's an animated GIF of a girl dressed like snow white. It's taken from a Rammstein video. I would link you, but I cant get to myspace from work, so I'll give you the URL and you can look at it yourself.
www.myspace.com/safradin -> Go to view all pictures and find the animated gif of the girl. Should be on the first page. Link it here if you can.
Heres a girl more Daniels type
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Damn, you're right jeremy.
Dude, look at that mini-gun! Any girl who is even semi-cute and can shoot that thing and like it is my kinda girl! Now if I can get my fiancee to man that gun! (And by that gun, I mean my *cough*) Muhahah! *can't wait to get off work!*
Damn, you're right jeremy.
Dude, look at that mini-gun! Any girl who is even semi-cute and can shoot that thing and like it is my kinda girl! Now if I can get my fiancee to man that gun! (And by that gun, I mean my *cough*) Muhahah! *can't wait to get off work!*
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Anyone watch thru to Sarah's comments afterwards. Where her orifice joke falls flat on Paris and, apparently, everyone else in the audience. Does nobody know what an orifice is?
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nah, it's the truth. 
I'll say it, no shame here. Britney was ****en hot. I pretty much woulda done anything to hit it. Obviously the fact that I was like 16 and had no girlfriend probably contributed to like 95% of that...but still. I was all about Britney.
I'll say it, no shame here. Britney was ****en hot. I pretty much woulda done anything to hit it. Obviously the fact that I was like 16 and had no girlfriend probably contributed to like 95% of that...but still. I was all about Britney.
i'd still hit it
who cares. She has millions that she earned and we don't. She use to be fine, and we never were. Whatever. Her time is over and life goes on.
Iono, about you guys, but if she was in front of me and wanted to F*ck, I'd hit it in a heartbeat because thats just how real men roll. haha j/k
Iono, about you guys, but if she was in front of me and wanted to F*ck, I'd hit it in a heartbeat because thats just how real men roll. haha j/k
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