"Boss...I quit!!! but hey...I left you a lil something in your desk..bye!!

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Old 06-24-2011, 08:31 PM
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Red face "Boss...I quit!!! but hey...I left you a lil something in your desk..bye!!

K...to make a long story short. Had a good worker quit today at work. Boss never liked him cause he had tattoos and what not...( boss is a little on the religious side) anyways..the boss always gave "Joel" a hard time...So today he walked into work in the morning and told the boss that he was quitting. The boss didnt think twice about it...told him "lates"...

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I go in to work at 3 or 4 am everyday and work by myself till 7am.."joel" showed up at 6ish and was acting kinda sketchy....kept seeing him walk to the front office and looking around..spraying AXE for men (body spray) in the boss's office...

foward to 8am after he calls it quits.."Joel" comes and tells me that he took a **** in a bag and placed it in the boss's desk...he said he purposely ate Taco Bell last night to get the nastiest **** possible..lol....then used my boss's towel to wipe his *** and placed it in the boss's locker...

foward to 10am for lunch....I hear alot of " WTF...WTF...Really? WTF who the F did this" lol i already knew what he found...So it became a big deal...anyways thought id share since i had never gone through anything like that or seen anyone quit like that...deff a classic...
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Yes he does....Nobody likes the boss. He basically did what we all dream about doing.."He took one for the team" lol
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HAHAHA!!! He is a legend I tell you!
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Thumbs up to "Joel"!!
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HAHAHA!!! He is a legend I tell you!
super lol....lol
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so yeah if your in the Santa Cruz area and have some "Machining" experience hit me up were hiring lol
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Where I can buy my "Vote for Joel" shirt?
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Where I can buy my "Vote for Joel" shirt?
lol x2? haha made me and the wifey crack up...it was so funny looking at the boss in the front of our work with his drawer and a hose...lol
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what kind of job is this and where do i sign up
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BTW: Thanks for sharing! Awesome story!!!!
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Yeah what kind of machining? And what credentials are needed? And what's the pay? This sounds tempting.
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Yeah what kind of machining? And what credentials are needed? And what's the pay? This sounds tempting.
x2. . . and what a champ "joel" is loll
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Seams a lot of people are quiting today.
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