I just got home from work and there was 2 dead birds in my backyard. Dumbass birds are eating those red berries that make them drunk and flying into my sliding glass door.


Just thought I'd share.

 

Pyrocantha Bushes (spelling?) good for birds on a Friday party night...wooohooooooooooBAM...dead

lol

 

A few weeks back it was Robin's and wine grapes over here. Dead and wasted Robin's everywhere on the roads near the vineyards.

 

Around my house it sdead pigeons.......of course...its from BB wounds ala Red Rider and the neighborhood kids...lol

 

birds are the most useless creatures,

when im drunk i dont run into sliding glass doors




at least i dont remember..... nevermind.

 

theres about to be some more turkeys near my house with BB wounds

 

I am currently at war with turkeys.

Go back to your homelands east of the rockies *******s!

 

LMAO like two weeks ago my friend and i were in my car at a stoplight and a ****ing bird fell from the sky and bounced of the ground like a foot from my car...... we were like wtf!?

 

lol thats hilarious

 

:rotfl:

 

****en birds, I'm about to ****en catch some and feed them to my next door neighbors cat...I wash my car, and they **** on it the next day...***gots.

 

but they NEVAR **** on cars, except for the day after we wash em...mother ****ers...

 

OMFG +1!! Kinda like how it always rains after I wash my car...never fails.

 

And when they eat berries so much worse lol

 

tell me about it... i woke up at 10, which is uber early for me on the weekends, go to my buddies house and detail the **** out of my car. im talking clay bar and two coats of wax totalling 3 hours of work. i go for a drive and i look over the hill and the clouds are rolling in. i high tail it home...too late already drizzling.