View Poll Results: How should I handle my gastrointestinal dilemma?
Crap and hope it's a fast one
42.86%
Crap, meeting be damned
19.05%
Don't crap, risk having to bounce around with legs crossed
2.38%
Crap on Zoeb
35.71%
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Big meeting in 32 minutes. Really have to crap. What do I do.

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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:28 PM
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Big meeting in 32 minutes. Really have to crap. What do I do.

Title says it all.
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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go bake some brownies for the meeting
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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well take a quick dump and wash your hands...
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:31 PM
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dude drop a load for crying out loud..... or would you rather be like that dude in How High.....
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:34 PM
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Drop that bomb. I voted "meeting be damned" because there are few things finer in life (or more important) than a nicely marinated tird dunk.

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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:34 PM
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dude... it takes you 30 minutes to crap?
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by OneManArmy
dude drop a load for crying out loud..... or would you rather be like that dude in How High.....

LMAO! Or like Smokey from FRIDAY.


"HEY SMOKEY! YOU BACK THERE TAKING A ****?!" LOL

Or even better yet....like Dumb and Dumber, when Lloyd dumps the "TURBO LAX" in Harry's drink before his big date.

"You ok in there Harry? I hope your not using the toilet, its broken." ROTF

-Ted

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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:39 PM
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I usually take my time, read the paper, chill, etc.

Well I did it, but i felt rushed. I think there's going to be a second coming later today.
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mexicanpizza
I usually take my time, read the paper, chill, etc.

Well I did it, but i felt rushed. I think there's going to be a second coming later today.
If your not on the crapper long enough to make your legs "fall asleep" then it just it just isn't worth doing, in my book. I'm disappointed in you, MP.

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My bad... double post.
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bassplayrr
If your not on the crapper long enough to make your legs "fall asleep" then it just it just isn't worth doing, in my book. I disappointed in you, MP.

-Chris
I hear you man...CEO is here...have to be on time and I have to setup my projector, etc.


Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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Damn it takes me less than 10 minutes from start to finish (including washing my hands)... You guys are some slow poopers...
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mexicanpizza
I hear you man...CEO is here...have to be on time and I have to setup my projector, etc.


I see. Some things CAN be more important than a good poop. But we need to make up for it on the next one. Our goal is to read a whole car mag, cover-to-cover, in one sitting. Now don't let me down, we can do this. Go get um slugger.

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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AWD 20T
Damn it takes me less than 10 minutes from start to finish (including washing my hands)... You guys are some slow poopers...
"slow pooper" awh the elderly sux

edgar,
Old Aug 19, 2004 | 02:35 PM
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dude... it takes you 30 minutes to crap?
That's what I'm sayin. Just drop the bombs. Don't read or whatever. Handle business since u got a meeting.



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